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Subject What is Natural about Eating Meat? THE SLAUGHTRRRRR

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First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.
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Be a real man and get one with your food. Raise it and honor it. Be proud of the wonderful life you gave to something that gave life back to you. Discover that there are humane ways to do it. Be awestruck at the wonder of the entirety of the ecosystem of which you are finally a part. Live life for fucking once in your short life.

Sounds like you just can't handle things you think are "gross". Nothing is too gross for Nature. Nothing. Deal with it, or starve, or be poisoned by the factory slurry spigot.

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Original Message First, kill the animal. Preferably a bow and arrow? Be a man. Watch it squirm and scream. Listen to its fear, its calls for help. Feel like a real man while this happens. Maybe grab your balls and squeeze really tight.

Secondly, skin the fukr real good. This way all the ticks, fleas, and other nasty shit don't infiltrate the meat goodness.

Third, Gut the fukr. Messy as hell, blood everywhere, grab those entrails and rip them out. Don't keep em close to camp or you'll get some friendly predators knocking down your walls while your sleepn.

Fourth, Make sure to clean up all the shit n piss if it didnt stay in the bladder/colon.

Fifth, Drain the smelly carcass of all its fluids in a cool, bug-free zone. That way the maggots don't infest and rot the meat.

Sixth, cut that shit up with your sharpest knife.

Seventh, BBQ that goodness and slurp the juices off the bone.

Bon Ape tit.

This just sounds wrong. I love my meat, but could never kill an animal. I've got too much empathy. Can anyone here agree with me? I'd be in the wild eating bark, bugs, and moss. Then I'd die. While fkn Bear Grilles is eating a dears fleshy cheerio and surviving and thriving.

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