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[quote:TheWind:MV8yNzU5NjFfNDgzMTUzN18yMjAxOUVCOA==] It's Not Easy Being Jewish. Three ministers, an Irish Priest, a Southern Baptist, and a Rabbi, would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop. One day, the comment was made that preaching to people isn't really that hard but that preaching to a bear would be a real challenge. Well, one thing led to another, and they decided to do a seven-day experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear and preach to it. Seven days later, they met in the hospital to discuss the experience. Father O'Flannery shows up with various bandages on, his arm in a sling and on crutches. He is the first to describe his experience with preaching to a bear. "Welllll," he says, in his fine Irish brogue, "Ey wint oot into th' wooods to fynd me a bearr. Oond when Ey fund him, Ey began to read to him from the Baltimorre Catechism. Well, thet bearr wanted naught to do wi' me und begun to slap me aboot. So I quick grrabbed me holy water and, THE SAINTS BE PRAISED, he became as gentle as a lamb. The bishop is cooming oot next wik to give him fierst communion und confierrmation." Reverend Billy Bob spoke next from his wheelchair. He had an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he recounted his story. "WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle...WE DUNK! I went out and I FOUND me a right big baar. An I began to read him from God's HOOOOULY WORD! But that baar wanted nuttin to do wit me. I SAY NO! He wanted nuttin to do wit me. So I took hold o him and we commensed to wrassle. We wrassled down one hill, UP tuther and DOWN agin, til we come to a crick. I quick DUNK him and BAPTIZE his hairy soul. An' jis like you sez, he wuz geentle as a lamb. We spent nigh goin on a week in fellership, feasting on God's HOOOOULY word." They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in the hospital bed. He was in a full body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. The rabbi musters all of his strength to explain. "Well friends, the preaching part was easy, but the bear got a bit touchy about the circumcision." [/quote]
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