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Subject 10 things you shouldn't say to a police officer.
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Original Message 10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

8.Aren't you the guy from the Village people?

7. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me.

6. Are You Andy or Barney?

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

4. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

3. Gee Officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

2. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

1. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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