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an atrocious fart on entering the cinema
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[quote:BAMF1260:MV8zNDgwMTAxXzYyMTExMjU3X0ExMzVFNDND] [quote:Anonymous Coward 74512629:MV8zNDgwMTAxXzYyMDkxOTM4XzkwQTkyOUFF] What movie? [/quote] Get Out. As in get the hell out of the theater. [/quote]
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Yesterday evening I was walking down the dark narrow coradoor that leads into a cinema when I felt an awful movement inside my lower stomach and I immediately had to fart. It burned my bottom as I let it out and it was a huge amount of silent gas. I carried on walking, knowing that someone would breathe it in. I heard a woman choke and after a few seconds she shouted ` you filthy beast` and then there was an altercation between her and a man in front of her. It went on for about 2 minutes and the language was shocking.I gave a quick glance back as if I was surprised that this was going on, as I thought there would be a fight. Anyway another man whom I think was her boyfriend broke them up, and the smell was absolutely disgusting in the corradoor. I walked into the cinema, and was glad I wasnt sussed.
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