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Nowadays you can´t even please part of the people some of the time. :lmao
> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES
>>> I´m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take >>> place on December 23rd at Luigi´s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots >>> of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols ... feel >>> free to sing along. And don´t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed >>> as > >>> Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among >>> employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10. >>> Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources >>> Director >>> >>> >>> >>> December 2n
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> In no way was yesterday´s memo intended to exclude our Jewish >>> employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often >>> coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, >>> from now on we´re calling it our "Holiday Party." The same policy >>> applies > >>> to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no >>> Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung. Happy Holidays to you and >>> your family. Patty Lewis - Human Resources Directo
>>> December 3rd
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics > >>> Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I´m happy to accommodate this >>> request, but, don´t forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads, "AA >>> Only," you won´t be anonymous anymore. In addition, forget about the >>> gifts exchange-no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel >>> that > >>> $10 is too much money. Patty Lewis - Human Researchers Director >>> >>> >>> >>> December 7t
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> I´ve arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest >>> from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. >>> Gays > >>> are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the >>> gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower >>> arrangement for the gay men´s table. Happy now? Patty Lewis - Human >>> Racehorses Directo
>>> December 9t
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> People, people-nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to >>> play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be >>> "Satan," there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red >>> suit." Patty Lewis - Human Ratraces >>> >>> >>> >>> December 10t
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> Vegetarians-I´ve had it with you people!! We´re going to hold this >>> party at Luigi´s Open Pit whether you like it or not, you can just sit >>> at > >>> the table farthest from the "grill of death," as you put it, and you´ll >>> get salad bar only, including hydroponic tomatoes. But, you know, >>> tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I´ve heard >>> them scream. I´m hearing them right now. Ha! I hope you all have a >>> rotten > >>> holiday! Drive drunk and die, you hear me? The Bitch from Hell! >>> >>> >>> >>> December 14t
>>> TO: ALL EMPLOYEES >>> >>> >>> >>> I´m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy >>> recovery from her stress-related illness. I´ll continue to forward your >>> cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided >>> to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd >>> off with full pay. Terri Bishop - Acting Human Resources Director > >
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