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Vegans shun sex with meat-eaters. LOL!
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From "The Daily Dose".
"Vegans shun sex with meat-eaters."
I'll admit, when I read that headline on Fox News a few days ago, I got a good chuckle out of it, especially when I read the "why" behind this voluntary sexual exile — it's because vegans consider the bodies of meat-eaters to be "a graveyard for animals." Of all the outlandish things I've heard in my 81 years, this one's up there with the best of the best.
I don't know if this New Zealand phenomenon has extended beyond the island's borders or not, but it's widespread enough there to warrant an official name for these weirdoes. They're called vegansexuals.
One vegansexual said, "I believe we are what we consume, so I really struggle with non- vegans when it comes to sexual contact." Another said, "I would not want to be intimate with someone whose body is literally made up from the bodies of animals who have died for their sustenance."
Oh brother. I think all that processed soybean junk food has gone to their heads — and their sex organs, too. The research is in, and it's alarming: Veganism from birth causes mal development of sex organs in males. (Read The Whole Soy Story to get the scoop. You'll be astounded. You can order it from www.NewTrendsPublishing.com.)
Next thing you know, vegans will be cutting out sex altogether, which, come to think of it, wouldn't be much of a stretch. And that's what I think this story is REALLY about. It's not so much that vegans don't want to have sex with meat-eaters — it's that they can't handle being partnered up with someone who actually has a sex drive.
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