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BREAKING **Alien Invasion** BREAKING
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[quote:Zygote:MV81Mzk3MF8yNTc4NTQxXzU0NEYzMzE2] Hieronymous Howard LOL ure a funny guy/girl Carter I once put forward a paper to the head of NASA stating the exact same concept you said you did to erradicate the ant threat. Alas they had already started to make changes for the ant invasion force by stopping work and falling to their knees, much like most of the military had done. Why fight such a powerful threat! But don´t let it stop you from the good fight, forget orgonite generators, I have just created a patented vaccum generator made of an old brush, some blutac, a pencil (preferably 3B) and a copy of "RAZZLE". It can generate a vaccumetric field that can disable an ant within 4 inches. I´ll put it up on my website too! [/quote]
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This just came out on BBC News, I am so scared, looks like something attacked the spacestation during a live feed. I´m trying to write this down as the anchor dude is saying it
"Ladies and gentlement, uh, we´ve just lost the picture, but what we´ve seen speaks for itself. The Mir International Space Station has apparently been taken over--´conquered,´ if you will--by a master race of giant space ants. It´s difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I´d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves"
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