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[quote:missjomama 469402:MV81NTQ1NThfODc2MTAyNV9GRTczOTc5NA==] So after your ever-so-long stint on earth, you claim you have mastered spelling and grammar ďbut <you> have not yet mastered the key boardĒ. You say you were ďchangedĒ in 1721. The qwerty placement of a keyboard (i.e. regular old typewriter) was invented in 1875Ö a mere 154 years after you were transformed (into a 283 + / - year old blood-sucking, 12-step-human-feederís anonymous attending, *made other arrangements* to eat freakazoid) . So youíre trying to say that after 133 years, you still canít seem to find HOMEROW?!! BloodBank of the Redwoods can kiss my butt the next time they try to get me to donate my 0- blood for some random shortage. Iíll be DAMNED (HAHA!! Get it? Damned? *wink*) if they think Iím a soup-kitchen for the lost boys! HonestlyÖ Iím not going to slam you for being an idiot. Iím stuck at my government job in a place thatís hotter than hell with only 11 minutes left in my day but Iíd rather stay here and surf the internet and use THEIR a/c than go out to my car where itís 150 degrees where I can fight traffic for the next 2 hours. Instead, Iím going to thank you because you made me laugh harder than I have in a long time so Kudoís!! :5a: [/quote]
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