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Original Message How fundamentalist Christians will Rule

There are two brothers, Dustin and Buddy.

Dustin marries, a feminist, because she’s an easy lay.

Buddy marries a fundamentalist Christian because he’s also conservative.

Dustin and Buddy both have families.

Dustin has two children, but his wife divorces him, because she realizes she wants to further expore her sexuality. She puts both of the children in day care from a young age, while she has fun. They grow up in day care without a mother or father and both suffer from anxiety, needing anti depressants.

Buddy stays married, he buys a home.

Dustin, pay’s half of his income in child support, so he never recovers financially. His children can’t afford to go to college because, he doesn’t have the money and his ex wife uses the child support to pay for drugs, and traveling around the world. His ex wife lives with her girlfriend who also has children by a previous marriage.

Buddy’s children go to a religious college and study business.

Dustin’s children enter therapy, and are not sure they will ever marry, due to identity issues.

Buddy’s children, marry and have large families.

One of Dustin’s children eventually marries, and has a child that marriage also ends in divorce. Dustin dies early after working himself to death, because he has no credit, and can’t get health insurance. He does not leave an estate.

Buddy’s children, all Christian fundamentalists, have large families. Buddy has hundreds of Grand Children all Christian. They are all conservative voters.

Dustin’s children eventually loose contact with each other. One commits suicide. The other becomes a life long member of A.A. The grandchild disappears and is never heard from again.

One of Buddy’s children runs for senator and becomes the first Fundamentalist Christian Senator from California. He helps sponsor legislation to allow the teaching of bible classes in California public schools.

Buddy retires and becomes a missionary.

The End.
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