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Subject The Real Reason God Never Appears Anywhere In Person

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Original Message Birth defect.

Yep. God was actually born with a dick hanging where his nose should be. It' was very embarrassing and everyone laughed at him during his childhood.

That's why god became such an asshole.... Just look at his record.

According to the christer bible:

God once slaughtered all the babies in Egypt.

Another time god slaughterd all the people living in the cities of Sodom and Gomarra.

God killed lots of other people too. He really got pissed whenever anyone looked at his dicknose and burst out laughing.

Once when two angles and the devil made fun of his dicknose, he actually slaughtered the entire population of the planet, including all the plants and animals.

God's dicknose really fucked his mind all up.

That's why he never appears IN PERSON, and thats also why no one has any pictures of him.

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