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Subject Absolute Undesputable Factual Proof That Bible Prophesy Is A Total Fraud
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Original Message Preachers love to preach about: "Bible prophesy"

They will say things like:

"The bible tells us that Jebidia's son was 18 and
he had 6 goats. Then he bought 6 more goats, he
now had 12 goats. Hey...... That's bible prophesy.
God is telling us that the world will end in 1812".

....Fail...

Real bible prophesy would be like:

A man named Ford will invent the Model A.

Or: Edison will invent the light bulb.

Or: man will have computers and connect to the internet.

Or: men will have spacecraft and there will be
Satalites in space orbiting the earth.

Or, men will have toasters and drive
Toyotas.

A real.... "All knowing"....god Would have known
All those things.... And correctly predicted....

...something....anything........

MIRVS?......NO
Eyeglasses?.....N​o.
Television?......No
Helicopter gunships?...NO
New Jersey?......NO
Tampons?......NO
OJ Simpson?.....NO

Well then surely radio?...No

How about motorcycles?.....NO
The Kansas City Cheifs?.....No
Pet rocks?....No
Hula hoops?.......NO

Well at least I'm certain that god prophesied
specifically that Obama would replace George W
as Pres in 2008! ......NO

Well sh!t. That "all knowing" god is just a
load of crap then.

And that, boys and girls, is the truth.

So.. the next time someone mentions "bible prophesy"
to you,... read them the riot act.

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