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Absolute Undesputable Factual Proof That Bible Prophesy Is A Total Fraud
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 518398:MV82NjQ4NzNfMTAxMTA3NTlfRTg4Mjk4QzM=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 518398] You are the riot. Unique among all books ever written, the Bible accurately foretells specific events-in detail-many years, sometimes centuries, before they occur. Approximately 2500 prophecies appear in the pages of the Bible, about 2000 of which already have been fulfilled to the letter—no errors. (The remaining 500 or so reach into the future and may be seen unfolding as days go by.) Since the probability for any one of these prophecies having been fulfilled by chance averages less than one in ten (figured very conservatively) and since the prophecies are for the most part independent of one another, the odds for all these prophecies having been fulfilled by chance without error is less than one in 102000 (that is 1 with 2000 zeros written after it)! God is not the only one, however, who uses forecasts of future events to get people's attention. Satan does, too. Through clairvoyants (such as Jeanne Dixon and Edgar Cayce), mediums, spiritists, and others, come remarkable predictions, though rarely with more than about 60 percent accuracy, never with total accuracy. Messages from Satan, furthermore, fail to match the detail of Bible prophecies, nor do they include a call to repentance. The acid test for identifying a prophet of God is recorded by Moses in Deuteronomy 18:21-22. According to this Bible passage (and others), God's prophets, as distinct from Satan's spokesmen, are 100 percent accurate in their predictions. There is no room for error. As economy does not permit an explanation of all the Biblical prophecies that have been fulfilled, what follows in a discussion of a few that exemplify the high degree of specificity, the range of projection, and/or the "supernature" of the predicted events. Readers are encouraged to select others, as well, and to carefully examine their historicity. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- (1) Some time before 500 B.C. the prophet Daniel proclaimed that Israel's long-awaited Messiah would begin his public ministry 483 years after the issuing of a decree to restore and rebuild Jerusalem (Daniel 9:25-26). He further predicted that the Messiah would be "cut off," killed, and that this event would take place prior to a second destruction of Jerusalem. Abundant documentation shows that these prophecies were perfectly fulfilled in the life (and crucifixion) of Jesus Christ. The decree regarding the restoration of Jerusalem was issued by Persia's King Artaxerxes to the Hebrew priest Ezra in 458 B.C., 483 years later the ministry of Jesus Christ began in Galilee. (Remember that due to calendar changes, the date for the start of Christ's ministry is set by most historians at about 26 A.D. Also note that from 1 B.C. to 1 A.D. is just one year.) Jesus' crucifixion occurred only a few years later, and about four decades later, in 70 A.D. came the destruction of Jerusalem by Titus. (Probability of chance fulfillment = 1 in 105.)* -------------------------------- Well Thats just hunky dory.. Now point out some relevant MODERN DAY day prophesys that occured time, date, names. places rather than old unverifiable shit. We want names, dates, places amounts, ect.. SPECIFICALLY IDENTIFIED. Things like I mentioned in my original post. Thats what we have to have. Old unverifiable crap in your bible is meaningless. we need SPECIFIC FACTS. Example: ON 11-13 2008, The plunge protection team propped the stock market up from a 300 point loss to a 550 point gain. Since your god missed that one, what is your god predicting will happen..... Specifically.... in the stock market tomorrow? Or anything else SPECIFICLLY that will happen or has happened in the last 20 years. Chapter and verse. chop chop ------- [/quote]
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Preachers love to preach about: "Bible prophesy"
They will say things like:
"The bible tells us that Jebidia's son was 18 and
he had 6 goats. Then he bought 6 more goats, he
now had 12 goats. Hey...... That's bible prophesy.
God is telling us that the world will end in 1812".
....Fail...
Real bible prophesy would be like:
A man named Ford will invent the Model A.
Or: Edison will invent the light bulb.
Or: man will have computers and connect to the internet.
Or: men will have spacecraft and there will be
Satalites in space orbiting the earth.
Or, men will have toasters and drive
Toyotas.
A real.... "All knowing"....god Would have known
All those things.... And correctly predicted....
...something....anything........
MIRVS?......NO
Eyeglasses?.....No.
Television?......No
Helicopter gunships?...NO
New Jersey?......NO
Tampons?......NO
OJ Simpson?.....NO
Well then surely radio?...No
How about motorcycles?.....NO
The Kansas City Cheifs?.....No
Pet rocks?....No
Hula hoops?.......NO
Well at least I'm certain that god prophesied
specifically that Obama would replace George W
as Pres in 2008! ......NO
Well sh!t. That "all knowing" god is just a
load of crap then.
And that, boys and girls, is the truth.
So.. the next time someone mentions "bible prophesy"
to you,... read them the riot act.
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