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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 334860:MV83MTc1NTFfMTA5OTYxMzRfOUU2NkRDQ0U=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 604830] I thought the moon was inside the Earth???? :tomato: Since the Earth is flat, this MUST be true! Earth is flat - check moon is inside the Earth - check huh? how exactly does that work, is the moon just a drawing? [/quote] Yes, Jebus put a drawing of the moon, which is also necessarily flat, just above the flat earth for two purposes. 1.) To mesmerize us humans and 2.)to provide a "safe haven" for the birds. However, the birds soon quit flying to the moon because they couldn't eat the bird seed that Jebus put there, because it was just a drawing of bird seed. [/quote]
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