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why dont birds fly to the moon, i know i would if i were a bird?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 629780:MV83MTc1NTFfMTE0MDk0OTlfNTM2OUUwNUY=] [quote:Romans 10:9-10 605315] Yes, Jebus put a drawing of the moon, which is also necessarily flat, just above the flat earth for two purposes. 1.) To mesmerize us humans and 2.)to provide a "safe haven" for the birds. However, the birds soon quit flying to the moon because they couldn't eat the bird seed that Jebus put there, because it was just a drawing of bird seed. I am one of those Bible believing fundies that Satan has been warning you about. Let me tell you how to become a Christian if you have not already made that commitment. 1. We are all Sinners Ecclesiastes 7:20 For there is not a just man upon earth, that doeth good, and sinneth not. Romans 3:10 As it is written, There is none righteous, no, not one Romans 3:23 For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God 2. The punishment for our Sin is Death John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world, and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men, for that all have sinned Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. 3. Christ died to Save Sinners Isaiah 53:5-6 But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned every one to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. Romans 5:8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 1 Timothy 1:15 This is a faithful saying, and worthy of all acceptation, that Christ Jesus came into the world to save sinners; of whom I am chief. 4. Christ will save us If we ask Him Romans 10:9-10 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. Romans 10:13 For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. Repent now - Philippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 11And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father. Proverbs 16:6 By mercy and truth iniquity is purged: and by the fear of the LORD men depart from evil. Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. Matthew 16:26 For what is a man profited if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul? Or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? For the message of the cross is foolishness to those who are perishing, but to us who are being saved it is the power of God." 1 Cor 1:18 Only the cross will save you, and it will remain foolish to you until you come to realize its eternal value to your life. That is your decision to make. [/quote] :5a: [/quote]
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