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Starbucks Pikes Place Coffee Tastes Like Hot Diarrhea In A Paper Cup. Who Drinks This Shit?
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 716722:MV84Mjk1NDhfMTI4NDY5NjZfNDhDQjAwREU=] Pike's Place is Communitarianism You get NO CHOICE, you must accept Pike's Place because that is what's best for the community (in this case, the community's tastes have been analyzed and determined by some dipshit kid just out of MBA school and the resulting lowest common denominator is Pike's Place). If you want something DIFFERENT you are OSTRACIZED by the Starbuck's workers and made to wait. This is NOT what Starbuck's was supposed to be. You could pick ANY bean you want and they made it for you. Now it's overpriced hot diarrhea for the SHEEPLE SLAVES. I HAVE DRASTICALLY REDUCED MY VISITS TO STARBUCKS SINCE THE IMPLEMENTATION OF PIKES PLACE HEDGEMONY. I ONLY GET ICED TEA AND THAT IS ON A RARE OCCASION. [/quote]
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I HATE Starbuck's Pike's Place coffee. It used to be that they had a different "coffee of the day" each day all day. It was nice because you would get Verona, Gold Coast, and other various coffees. Now you get Pike's Place hot liquid dog shit all day and if you're lucky and you get there early enough you get a cup of the "Morning Pick" from the one pot of good stuff they brew all day. Then, if you ask for the Morning Pick, they say "we don't have any left, it will take 10 minutes to brew it" making it like YOU are the ASSHOLE for asking and it's gonna be ten minutes so accept the Pike's Place and go fuck yourself Mr. Customer!
When the revolution comes, I'm gonna loot every Starbucks I see. Fuck Starbucks.
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