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Help Wanted: ANTICHRIST-SUPREME BEING
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[quote:He who walks behind the rows:MV84Nzk4NTNfMTM2MTE2OTRfQzAyOUFDQjk=] lol synchronocities are endless everything ryhmes in the scheme of things, but take it from me i already walked the path your on and i fell away from God, it took many years to set what i did wrong right so...I just wanted to show off...long ago i was the best there was in the world your in now but it was a dead end...you can save yourself the trouble and karmic years...turn away from the darkness it leads nowhere. [/quote]
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Wanted to hire: Antichrist/Supreme-being: for world domination, Armageddon, and various evil hi-jinx.
Requirements: must have certain and unique qualifications, per birth and human linage.
Applicants must be able to tie all major religions, past and present, into one single world system.
Applicants must also be able to combine in perfect harmony all of modern science and mathematics with all religious texts such as the Bible and the Koran.
Applicants must be able to show common link between the ancient legends from all of history; example: be able to link together the hundreds of ancient flood epics into one seamless explanation.
Applicants must also show proof of a unique birth. The applicant’s birth date must be foretold about in the Bible and Koran, and supported by the father of modern science, Sir Isaac Newton.
The applicant’s birth name must also be unique and be able to link both ancient and modern cultures.
Finally, the applicant must be able to show rational PI, thereby be able to measure the area of a circle with absolute precision.
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