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How do you get rid of morning wood?
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[quote:antaun 782781:MV84OTY1MDFfMTM4NzM0ODNfNUM3NzdENEE=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 753212] if i ever see that lego man again, i will think of this thread. Yeah me to and i will see that one in a few hours when the kid gets up.He was building a space shuttle last night with that guy.TWISTED!! Maybe this guy has morning wood. No i would have had to got to bed first and i have not.Pulling an all-niter to watch the moon fall out of place and end the world.But i have had the wood you described. [/quote] How did you get rid of the morning wood I described? And which morning wood do you think was worse? [/quote]
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I hate morning wood. I have a special type of morning wood which is worse than regular morning wood. My type of morning wood is where just the vein in my penis is horny, but my penis is not hard at all. This horniness is so annoying because I can't get rid of it no matter how much jacking off I do.
Please help me to get rid of it. I can't stand it anymore. There has to be some home remedy or something for it. Please help.
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