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Police accidently ship 25 lbs of pot to prison in a crate maked as fruit.
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[quote:Anonymous Coward 816598:MV85MjE4OTBfMTQyNzYzNzFfRTJEQzQ5RkU=] [quote:Majick 782145] 25 Pounds of Dog meat in freestores freezer ZETALAND, Fuckwitville - Nancies zeta department's gift of fruit to a Devoted zetatard turned out to contain 25 pounds of fresh dogmeat. The slaughtered dogs that was missed in an earlier search of nancies neigbours house was discovered by inmates at the Fuckwitville mental asylum unpacking the crate. Zetalands police Chief No brain Soledad says the meat originally came from a dogpound truck that had about 6 dogs that were confiscated from zetatards for their safetey. Loads of fresh meat that are found have turned out to be dog are often being sent on to the fuckwitville mental asylum. Nancy says the mental asylum near Zetaland accepts such food donations, which are inspected by nancy before being sent to the asylum. Soledad says this time the additional dogmeat apparently was missed by police officers and their drug-sniffing dogs ended up on the menu. Asylum spokesman Freestore says fuckwitville inmates who reported finding the dogmeat on Friday were force fed all the meat to make sure nobody knew how fucked in the head they really were. http://www.myfoxdfw.com/dpp/news/weird/25+pounds+of+pot+in+prison+fruit Oh Dog Food! Nice place Fuckwitville! [/quote] FUNNY!!! So what does dog taste like FS??? You a zetatard. You should know. [/quote]
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25 Pounds of Pot in Prison Fruit
EDINBURG, Texas - A police department's gift of fruit to a Texas prison turned out to contain 25 pounds of marijuana.
The illegal harvest that was missed in an earlier search was discovered by inmates at the Segovia Unit unpacking the crate.
Edinburg police Chief Ruirino Munoz says the fruit originally came from a produce truck that also had about 1,000 pounds of pot that was confiscated.
Loads of legitimate produce that are found to have yielded drugs are often barred from being sent on to the intended location.
Munoz says the Segovia Unit near Edinburg accepts such food donations, which are inspected by police before being sent to the prison. Munoz says this time the additional marijuana apparently was missed by officers and drug-sniffing dogs.
Prison spokesman Jason Clark says inmates who reported finding the drug on Friday were strip searched to make sure nobody kept any of the marijuana.
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