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Female angels exist. They are in Heaven, and have functioning child-bearing vaginas.
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[quote:Floyd007:MV85NDY4NDFfMTQ3MTU2NjhfRTgwRkEyREE=] [quote:Anonymous Coward 844704] Holy cow! But what if there are no Russian strippers where you live? Can we come across angels in other places that are less magnetic to drunks and smoke? :bump: [/quote] No one said you won't have to work for this. . [/quote]
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There are female angels, and they have baby-angel bearing vaginas. Enoch confirms this when he names the chiefs and leaders of the angelic rebellion of his time.
Book of Enoch
Chapter 68
4 -- The name of the first Jeqûn; he is the one who has led astray
all the children of the holy angels
, and has led them down on the earth, and has led them astray through the daughters of men.
The bible confirms the angels (males) who drop in from heaven to earth had sperm shooting penises and impregnated the earth women. The angels took the daughters of men as wives and had intercourse. They fucked, pricks and pussies together.
Genesis
Chapter 6
4 -- At that time the Nephilim appeared on earth (as well as later), after
the sons of heaven had intercourse
with the daughters of man, who bore them sons. They were the heroes of old, the men of renown.
For the CREATOR to have made the angels (sons of Heaven) with sperm shooting penises who gave birth to the Nephilim as mentioned in the Book of Genesis it would seem obvious there must be a use for that appendage in Heaven. Yes there are female angels with functioning vaginas in Heaven to go with those penises. LOL
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