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Lord Maitreya Shows Mercy Upon You, the Great Unwashed Rabble!
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As a sign of His Divine Mercy, the first ten posters to post to this thread will receive one of the following:
* Five hundred years in the Heaven or other Afterlife of their choice! Valhalla, the Happy Hunting Ground, The Elysian Fields -- you name it, and itīs YOURS!
* Complete Forgiveness for One Hundred Major Sins OR Five Hundred Minor Sins OR Any Combination of Sins Equalling One Thousand Years in Hell!
* A matched set of Genuine Leather-Like Travel Luggage, delivered to your door for only $19.99 (plus shipping). Offer void in the District of Columbia.
Post now, and claim your Divine Prize!
But wait -- THEREīS MORE!
The poster who posts the most original, sincere, and heartfelt Plea for Mercy will receive, pending credit approval, FREE HBO and CINEMAX for one year, or until Doomsday, whichever comes first!!!!
Donīt miss out! Post NOW!
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