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Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......

 
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Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......

I will vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now
marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my dog.

I will vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of
4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the
same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I will vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I will vote Democrat because Freedom of speech is fine as long
as nobody is offended by it.

I will vote Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust
that the bad guys will stop what they are doing because they now think
we are good people.

I will vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
murderers and thieves.

I will vote Democrat because I believe that people who can't
tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps
will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I will vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about the
slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row
inmates alive.

I will vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right
to free health care, free education, free welfare and free Social
Security benefits.

I will vote Democrat because I believe that business should not
be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats
see fit.

I will vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to
rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who
would never get their agendas past the voters.
I will vote Democrat because I believe every problem will be solved by
government and Democrats running the government will bring fairness and prosperity for all!

I will vote Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my
azz that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.


Remember John Wayne's saying:
"Life's tough - It's even tougher
if you're stupid."
noblesse oblige

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03/02/2010 01:57 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
You'll cry either way. You don't realize it now, but you will.
Never mind.
teamster

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03/02/2010 02:00 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
Awesome........... :5:
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This is a must see video......This woman describes why we have, and should protect our second amendment.
[link to video.google.com]
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Rights do not require government registration, certification, or approval, and are not subject to any form of taxation — otherwise they are not rights, they are privileges granted at the discretion of the government, controlled by the government, and revocable by the government. By Brian Puckett.
[link to www.geoffmetcalf.com]
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03/02/2010 02:01 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
Why I will vote the Republican ticket......

I will vote Republican because I hate people that love each
other. I think I'll go throw stones at gay people.

I will vote Republican because I believe oil companies should be in charge of
the government. The use of the military to defend oil rigs is much more
important than the people of America.

I will vote Republican because I believe the government will do a
better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I will vote Republican because Freedom of speech is fine as long
as don't say the wrong things.

I will vote Republican because I believe they are a dangerous
group of people hell bent on destroying America. Even though
they don't have any technology to do so.

I will vote Republican because I'm way too irresponsible to own a
gun, only a true conservative could make it all better.

I will vote Republican because I believe that people who are to ignorant to
actually read what the scientist have to say. I trust our politicians to
decide what the real issues are.

I will vote Republican because I'd much rather see a country full
of fatherless babies with mothers that can't afford to feed them. It's
a blob of goo not a choice!

I will vote Republican because I think anything a democrat proposes
is bad and MUST be stopped. Our military needs as much money as
possible and this might just cut into out war budget.

I will vote Republican because I believe that business should actually
make law. It's quite obvious that the lack of corporatism is why our
country is in the shape it's in.

I will vote Republican because I believe there might just be a liberal
judge left, and we can't have that.

I will vote Republican because I believe there's nothing the govenment
can do right. We must privatize everything!

I will vote Republican because my head is so firmly planted up my
azz that it is unlikely I'll ever have another point of view.


Remember John Wayne's saying:
"Life's tough - It's even tougher
if you're stupid."
anonanon
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03/02/2010 02:01 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
I am offended by your idiotic speech and reasons.

So I guess I can sue you for everything you have and you can also go directly to jail.
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03/02/2010 02:01 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
You'll cry either way. You don't realize it now, but you will.
 Quoting: noblesse oblige


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03/02/2010 02:05 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
I will vote for any candidate regardless of party as long as they support my FREE RIDE.
teamster

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03/02/2010 02:27 PM
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Re: Why I will vote the Democrat ticket......
I have no doubt that this democratic administration is trying to destroy this country and do a reboot into something that doesn't include the Constitution.......
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This is a must see video......This woman describes why we have, and should protect our second amendment.
[link to video.google.com]
.
.
Rights do not require government registration, certification, or approval, and are not subject to any form of taxation — otherwise they are not rights, they are privileges granted at the discretion of the government, controlled by the government, and revocable by the government. By Brian Puckett.
[link to www.geoffmetcalf.com]

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