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Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift

 
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I truly believe this. I don't go to church. When I do (which is very rarely, I am usually dragged there) I find it hard to listen to anything that they say. I believe that if I wanted to pray or worship in anyway shape or form there's a perfectly good tree outside my house in which to do it, or just pray within myself. If I am supposed to pray in the house of god then it better be the true house of god, not in something that was built by man. I can't bring myself to absolutely believe in a religion, because any religion, doesn't matter how you look at it can be falsified. I find it best to remain neutral in every aspect of this world. There are so many things we don't understand and can't even begin to comprehend, so who is right - who knows? Is your religion the absolute truth? PROVE IT!
 Quoting: Harsesis 822519


The whole purpose of church, especially Catholic Mass, is to participate in the remembering Jesus. Believe it or not, you may know Jesus and his two commandments, but humanity will forget without ritual. How did the message get from 2000 years ago to now? Through ritual. Try passing a message around a classroom by whispering it to the next person. The message is severely distorted after 15 to 30 people.

What I say above is the PRIMARY purpose of going to Mass or a church service. You may personally never forget the message of Jesus, but for the person who hates the way their parents went about forcing them into a religion, the subsequent generation may never be taught about Jesus. Without a foundation of where behaviors originated and why, the beautiful message of Christ could be lost within 100 years. This is very hard to believe, but it is possible. A group of people who are willing to admit that human memory is fallible should find it their duty to continue the rituals and sacraments that keep Jesus Christ in our collective memory.

Study the origins of Christianity (The Way), and you will find that God did incarnate on this Earth. I know this because powerful, corrupt men can co-opt a great idea, but they cannot create it and then run it. Think about that for a while. A miracle occurred 2000 years ago, and it is our responsibility to make sure it is never forgotten. If you can think of a better way to hold the memory in humanity's mind than others then go for it because we should all try our hardest to keep Jesus alive in our minds and hearts.
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Were YOU there? I dont think so,You only know what you have been told,Generation after generation.Have you ever researched your religion,I have,It's DARK and millions died.Try a little research even though your told it's sacreligious to do so. I promise lightning will not strike you.
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You miss the point. I make reference to the corruption through the ages which makes it even more amazing that the message of Christ lives on today.

Do you think the owners of the Federal Reserve could come up with the ideas of Christ (assuming they were not known yet)? Then do you think they could carry them forward 2000 years. In no way am I condoning corruption and death by what I am writing. Men will always co-opt a big idea for their advantage and then the killing begins. It does not mean that it stays that way.
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Point taken but,The JESUS Illusion itself is what I mean. Grant it most People in general need some type of physical identification to be able to grasp almost anything.Jesus may have been here and may have been very well spoken and charezmatic,who really knows? I have had two Profound experiences in my life,nieither of which led me to believe it had anything to do with jesus or the bible.
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hes in the trees hurry cut the trees down!
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hf bump
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I actually couldn't agree with you more. But riddle me this...
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Jim Bomb Jesus was here, it was not his name however, and he is returned again and I know him personally and we formed the 2nd Coming organization. this is his pic from 1961. He returned in 1954:Black and White : :AH logo:
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Jim Bomb Jesus was here, it was not his name however, and he is returned again and I know him personally and we formed the 2nd Coming organization. this is his pic from 1961. He returned in 1954:Black and White : :AH logo:
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HE IS WHITE!!! WOW
Self delusion can be a grand thing!
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Jim Bomb Jesus was here, it was not his name however, and he is returned again and I know him personally and we formed the 2nd Coming organization. this is his pic from 1961. He returned in 1954:Black and White : :AH logo:


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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0


Understand the meaning of God (Our Lord) saying:

Matthew 16:19
And I will give to thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven. And whatsoever thou shalt bind upon earth, it shall be bound also in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose upon earth, it shall be loosed also in heaven.


The "kingdom of heaven" on earth is the Church, the Roman
Catholic Church. You are aware of this verse in the Gospel
because of the Church. She gave you the Bible.
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yes yes have you ever seen Life if Brian
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" a stone and you will find me."
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I just went out and picked up a stone and unless Jesus is as big as an ant, I didn't find him....

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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0


Understand the meaning of God (Our Lord) saying:

Matthew 16:19
And I will give to thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven. And whatsoever thou shalt bind upon earth, it shall be bound also in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose upon earth, it shall be loosed also in heaven.


The "kingdom of heaven" on earth is the Church, the Roman
Catholic Church. You are aware of this verse in the Gospel
because of the Church. She gave you the Bible.
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bump There is one Truth, connect the dots. The Bible
is a Catholic book. bump
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Jim Bomb Jesus was here, it was not his name however, and he is returned again and I know him personally and we formed the 2nd Coming organization. this is his pic from 1961. He returned in 1954:Black and White : :AH logo:
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If you can live by it HONESTLY great,who am I to say.But for GOD'S sake please quite selling it or,"spreading the word"Everyone knows it's there and knows there is a church on every other corner.If it's what they want they will find you.Honestly,otherwise you come off as badd used car salesman.
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yes yes have you ever seen Life if Brian
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Yep good film, I assume you mean life of Brian.
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" a stone and you will find me."
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Jesus returned and the police arrested him for being homeless and he is currently heavily medicated in some nutward because noone believes that he is Jesus.
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Re: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift
A riddle for you

7 + love and hate makes 9

3 building blocks with 6 wrecking tools.

2 of 7 wreck only with any of 6

all numbers times trinity 111

son, daugther and holy ghost;

two incarnate, one separate

999 - 666 = 333

the spirit can help you become 3.

So call upstairs, ask for the holy spirit

And when people ask why you are smiling,

just tell them God did it.

hiding
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Re: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift
Not sure if that works though

I tried it with a little ritual involving 3 different triangles of rolling tobacco and i can't say if i am free of 6.

Maybe i need to try it with weed lol





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Re: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift
Ummm..thousands of years old skeletons? I find your posts quite interesting sir toad, but I'm not catching your drift on this 100yr old thing-a-majig. Might you shed some light upon the subject? Cheers
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OK. Has anyone ever had that feeling that God has just 'kissed' your soul? Y'know you can be driving along on a sunny day on your own and all of a sudden this feeling of euphoria comes over you, like God has just acknowledged you and everything just for that moment makes perfect sense? I 'felt' God. I cannot describe it, but on the odd occasion it does happen, it does bring a tear of joy and thankfulness to my eyes.

I'm not religious, I don't follow any religion, but I do believe in 'God'. People who know me wouldn't describe me as the religous or hippy type either. I haven't told anyone about these feeling I get, because it sounds to hairy fairy. I was just wondering if anyone else has ever had that feeling I have tried to describe?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1432579



it's called the Shekinah Glory

; )

a rush of euphoria when in the presence of the Holy
Spirit

God didn't create "religion"

man did

and within the confines of same they exhalt the "traditions of men"

for many reasons which have nothing to do with divinity
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I actually couldn't agree with you more. But riddle me this...
 Quoting: GUANO


I'll hit this up later. bonghit
 Quoting: Least Servant


I just personally don't see the Catholic church and Eastern Orthadox as being 'christian' in any way, shape, or form.

It is PURELY Astrolatry centering around sun-worship.

However, any of this type of worship or philosophy is strictly forbidden in both the new and old testaments... why else would they want to destroy the bible? Because it goes against everything they taught. They hijacked the religion during the time of constantine when the world was going through a deep rennisance. Constantine created the NWO which lasted up until the French Revolution when the Pope died in exile on an island off the coast of France... This event was prophecied in the Bible...

5And there was given unto him a mouth speaking great things and blasphemies; and power was given unto him to continue forty and two months.

6And he opened his mouth in blasphemy against God, to blaspheme his name, and his tabernacle, and them that dwell in heaven.

7And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

8And all that dwell upon the earth shall worship him, whose names are not written in the book of life of the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world.

9If any man have an ear, let him hear.

10He that leadeth into captivity shall go into captivity: he that killeth with the sword must be killed with the sword. Here is the patience and the faith of the saints. (french revolution)

11And I beheld another beast coming up out of the earth; and he had two horns like a lamb, and he spake as a dragon. (the united states)

12And he exerciseth all the power of the first beast before him, and causeth the earth and them which dwell therein to worship the first beast, whose deadly wound was healed. (the catholic church was wounded by the French Revolution but it lingers on to this day)

13And he doeth great wonders, so that he maketh fire come down from heaven on the earth in the sight of men,


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A riddle for you

7 + love and hate makes 9

3 building blocks with 6 wrecking tools.

2 of 7 wreck only with any of 6

all numbers times trinity 111

son, daugther and holy ghost;

two incarnate, one separate

999 - 666 = 333

the spirit can help you become 3.

So call upstairs, ask for the holy spirit

And when people ask why you are smiling,

just tell them God did it.

hiding
 Quoting: SjahQ 1491780


Only if you count love and hate as one each, I personally count love and a negative 12 and Hate as a positive 45

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Not sure if that works though

I tried it with a little ritual involving 3 different triangles of rolling tobacco and i can't say if i am free of 6.

Maybe i need to try it with weed lol





banana2





this post was posted from a locked mental ward.
 Quoting: Sjahkman 1491780


Only in the Netherlands do they have internet access in the nut house


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Re: Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift
A riddle for you

7 + love and hate makes 9

3 building blocks with 6 wrecking tools.

2 of 7 wreck only with any of 6

all numbers times trinity 111

son, daugther and holy ghost;

two incarnate, one separate

999 - 666 = 333

the spirit can help you become 3.

So call upstairs, ask for the holy spirit

And when people ask why you are smiling,

just tell them God did it.

hiding
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nicely put....
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Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. Garrison Keillor
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The funny thing is that I think it's in Revelations, the Bible even states that in the "End Times" the christians won't even be found in the churches. Won't these church monkeys be surprised! Personally, it ain't happening anyway but I still like ripping on xtians....seen WAYYYYYYY too much hypocrisy in people around me.
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Then you didn't have true Christians around you.
It's that simple.
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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0


Most people are too petty and fearful to obtain the truth of the divinity within us all. Your must first kill your ego and persona before you can begin to live in the light of truth. We all have the potential of becoming like God but people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.

It take A LOT more work than that to free yourself from this swine pit. Fortunately for most people, they like rolling around in shit.

Solve et Coagula

"You" must die before You can live!
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Treat others as you wish to be treated,

Blessings.
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I'd be very careful with that one, MeMe. Remember, there are sick perverts out there. They may enjoy having some sick deranged act done on them which I would absolutely abhor. I much prefer - Do no harm unto others or unto others' property.
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people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
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" a stone and you will find me."
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Jesus returned and the police arrested him for being homeless and he is currently heavily medicated in some nutward because noone believes that he is Jesus.
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people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
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:fatfree:
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Got any holy dip? The Eucharist is usually rather dry
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Treat others as you wish to be treated,

Blessings.
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I'd be very careful with that one, MeMe. Remember, there are sick perverts out there. They may enjoy having some sick deranged act done on them which I would absolutely abhor. I much prefer - Do no harm unto others or unto others' property.
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I guess you need to respect the free will of others and basicly do what you want as long as you don't interfere with another live being's free will.

consent is very important.

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