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Jesus said "The Kingdom of God is inside you and all around you, not in mansions of wood and stone. Split a piece of wood and I am there -- lift

 
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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0

We all saw Stigmata, retard.
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some of us have see real stigmata.
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I just personally don't see the Catholic church and Eastern Orthadox as being 'christian' in any way, shape, or form.

It is PURELY Astrolatry centering around sun-worship.


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But- even though you have all the answers- you still love Catholics?

Right?





:)
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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0



and the real patron saint is not pleased.

nothing Jesus said was cryptic or hidden, people are just either retarded or refuse to understand simple things.
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I just personally don't see the Catholic church and Eastern Orthadox as being 'christian' in any way, shape, or form.

It is PURELY Astrolatry centering around sun-worship.


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But- even though you have all the answers- you still love Catholics?

Right?
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I don't have all the answers. and the ones I do have are not authoritative in any way.

And the love that I feel for them (as well as all people) is more of a passion/pain for the disposition they are unknowingly in.
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I believe there are those of the elect who are within the Catholic organization. All denominations are apostate simply because they exist in the first place... The true church trascends these bounds...
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I believe there are those of the elect who are within the Catholic organization. All denominations are apostate simply because they exist in the first place... The true church trascends these bounds...
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Much better.

So why pick on any of them?




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This pretty much sums up what church is:


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people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
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:fatfree:
 Quoting: GUANO


Read Revelation 6:12-17, it's fulfillment is very close.

You'll wish the rocks to fall on you GUANO. Your personal
opinion and Ac 14578..'s PO mean nothing.

You mock the Holy Eucharist with your joking pic, shame on you. The Protestant revolt in 1517 brought the rejection of the Eucharist, those heretical men and followers to this day deny the God given authority of the Church, the RCC which includes the denial of the priesthood. Protestants cannot confect the Eucharist!

Non Catholics, all their many sects since 1517 refuse to
look at history before the revolt and claim a Catholic book,
the Bible is their only authority! 1rof1
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Try salvia divinorum and you will experience and understand completely these words. I am not religious yet the salvia experience showed me this passage is fact regardless if Jesus even existed. Try it and see for yourself.
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The Bible is a Catholic book, how can Protestants claim it
is their authority? Stupid from their beginning, thanks good old Martin Luther...bump

As if God doesn't know and neither do most Christians. lala
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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0


I don't taste death, Yahoshua was and is a Nazoraion. Naoraion's don't taste death.
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Don't go to church thinking that is the only place to worship god. You can pray to god anywhere.
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These are the hidden sayings that the living Jesus spoke. Whoever discovers the meaning of these sayings shall not taste death.
 Quoting: St. Jude 0



Not hidden, just read what He said.

You seem to be implying churches don't contain Christ?

Yet He exists everywhere?

Failure of logic.

He isn't limited to churches, but neither is He absent within them.
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I believe there are those of the elect who are within the Catholic organization. All denominations are apostate simply because they exist in the first place... The true church trascends these bounds...
 Quoting: GUANO





Much better.

So why pick on any of them?




.
 Quoting: Daniel's Seventieth Seven 1071051



if by 'them' you mean the denominations themselves then there is 'nobody' to pick on in that regard, they are incorporeal entities destined for destruction in the first place.

if 'them' is referring to the people who are part of these denominations then it is not 'them' who i'm picking on.
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I truly believe this. I don't go to church. When I do (which is very rarely, I am usually dragged there) I find it hard to listen to anything that they say. I believe that if I wanted to pray or worship in anyway shape or form there's a perfectly good tree outside my house in which to do it, or just pray within myself. If I am supposed to pray in the house of god then it better be the true house of god, not in something that was built by man. I can't bring myself to absolutely believe in a religion, because any religion, doesn't matter how you look at it can be falsified. I find it best to remain neutral in every aspect of this world. There are so many things we don't understand and can't even begin to comprehend, so who is right - who knows? Is your religion the absolute truth? PROVE IT!
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Well said, that about sums it up for me.
..."The soul is dyed the color of its thoughts. Think only on those things that are in line with your principles and can bear the light of day. The content of your character is your choice. Day by day, what you choose, what you think, and what you do is who you become. Your integrity is your destiny ... it is the light that guides your way."
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people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


 Quoting: GUANO


Read Revelation 6:12-17, it's fulfillment is very close.

You'll wish the rocks to fall on you GUANO. Your personal
opinion and Ac 14578..'s PO mean nothing.

You mock the Holy Eucharist with your joking pic, shame on you. The Protestant revolt in 1517 brought the rejection of the Eucharist, those heretical men and followers to this day deny the God given authority of the Church, the RCC which includes the denial of the priesthood. Protestants cannot confect the Eucharist!

Non Catholics, all their many sects since 1517 refuse to
look at history before the revolt and claim a Catholic book,
the Bible is their only authority! 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465764


well I apologise for offending you.

The Bible is not a catholic book....

It was illegal for anyone inside or outside the clergy to own one until only a few hundred years ago...


I say you should go to work killing all the heritics again. come for me first, i won't resist!

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Even God has a God.
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There is only one Almighty God who created it all. Without beginning and without end. No one is above Him.
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Beautiful, why couldn't we get those instead of the horrid thing we got now?
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people would rather cling to this childish notion that going to church and eating some crackers will send them to heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1457857


 Quoting: GUANO


Read Revelation 6:12-17, it's fulfillment is very close.

You'll wish the rocks to fall on you GUANO. Your personal
opinion and Ac 14578..'s PO mean nothing.

You mock the Holy Eucharist with your joking pic, shame on you. The Protestant revolt in 1517 brought the rejection of the Eucharist, those heretical men and followers to this day deny the God given authority of the Church, the RCC which includes the denial of the priesthood. Protestants cannot confect the Eucharist!

Non Catholics, all their many sects since 1517 refuse to
look at history before the revolt and claim a Catholic book,
the Bible is their only authority! 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465764


well I apologise for offending you.

The Bible is not a catholic book....

It was illegal for anyone inside or outside the clergy to own one until only a few hundred years ago.
..


I say you should go to work killing all the heritics again. come for me first, i won't resist!
 Quoting: GUANO


GUANO, oh my,

Your one sentence shows your extensive 1rof1 study of Christian history. And heretic is spelled with two e...s.

Mock the Holy Eucharist. Another stupid. If you could
receive God, Jesus Christ our Savior who is the Passover Lamb in the New Covenant (a hint) OR consume grape juice and crackers....rethink your choice.

God wants everyone to believe the same. You know this
from Scripture.
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from 2005?
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Jesus and Buddha were both great people,but were not "god" or "gods".They both taught great similar messages on how people can ascend themselves to much greater beings physically and metaphysically.Religion has been a tool for mass manipulation and division among people and both Buddha and Jesus were against this and those in power hated it.Religion destroys spirituality and oneness with oneself yet religious fanatics think you must kill non-believers,leave all responsibility to some thing they do not understand fully,take metaphors wrongly,and not study anything that is outside their beliefs.
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Even God has a God.
 Quoting: SickScent


There is only one Almighty God who created it all. Without beginning and without end. No one is above Him.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1433617


Except God
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Jesus is a plaigerist. The original proverb from the Egyptian temples was "the kingdom of heaven is within you and whoever shall know himself shall find it".
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great pin cheer

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...


 Quoting: GUANO


Read Revelation 6:12-17, it's fulfillment is very close.

You'll wish the rocks to fall on you GUANO. Your personal
opinion and Ac 14578..'s PO mean nothing.

You mock the Holy Eucharist with your joking pic, shame on you. The Protestant revolt in 1517 brought the rejection of the Eucharist, those heretical men and followers to this day deny the God given authority of the Church, the RCC which includes the denial of the priesthood. Protestants cannot confect the Eucharist!

Non Catholics, all their many sects since 1517 refuse to
look at history before the revolt and claim a Catholic book,
the Bible is their only authority! 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465764


well I apologise for offending you.

The Bible is not a catholic book....

It was illegal for anyone inside or outside the clergy to own one until only a few hundred years ago.
..


I say you should go to work killing all the heritics again. come for me first, i won't resist!
 Quoting: GUANO


GUANO, oh my,

Your one sentence shows your extensive 1rof1 study of Christian history. And heretic is spelled with two e...s.

Mock the Holy Eucharist. Another stupid. If you could
receive God, Jesus Christ our Savior who is the Passover Lamb in the New Covenant (a hint) OR consume grape juice and crackers....rethink your choice.

God wants everyone to believe the same. You know this
from Scripture.
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There is no point in talking to you; 'Mary' I'm assuming.

I can hardly even understand what point you're trying to get across... I think the main point is that I am or 'made' "Another stupid"... That's funnnny! I love it!
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Read Revelation 6:12-17, it's fulfillment is very close.

You'll wish the rocks to fall on you GUANO. Your personal
opinion and Ac 14578..'s PO mean nothing.

You mock the Holy Eucharist with your joking pic, shame on you. The Protestant revolt in 1517 brought the rejection of the Eucharist, those heretical men and followers to this day deny the God given authority of the Church, the RCC which includes the denial of the priesthood. Protestants cannot confect the Eucharist!

Non Catholics, all their many sects since 1517 refuse to
look at history before the revolt and claim a Catholic book,
the Bible is their only authority! 1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465764


well I apologise for offending you.

The Bible is not a catholic book....

It was illegal for anyone inside or outside the clergy to own one until only a few hundred years ago.
..


I say you should go to work killing all the heritics again. come for me first, i won't resist!
 Quoting: GUANO


GUANO, oh my,

Your one sentence shows your extensive 1rof1 study of Christian history. And heretic is spelled with two e...s.

Mock the Holy Eucharist. Another stupid. If you could
receive God, Jesus Christ our Savior who is the Passover Lamb in the New Covenant (a hint) OR consume grape juice and crackers....rethink your choice.

God wants everyone to believe the same. You know this
from Scripture.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1465764


There is no point in talking to you; 'Mary' I'm assuming.

I can hardly even understand what point you're trying to get across... I think the main point is that I am or 'made' "Another stupid"... That's funnnny! I love it!
 Quoting: GUANO




Well done Guano.




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Jesus and Buddha were both great people,but were not "god" or "gods".They both taught great similar messages on how people can ascend themselves to much greater beings physically and metaphysically.Religion has been a tool for mass manipulation and division among people and both Buddha and Jesus were against this and those in power hated it.Religion destroys spirituality and oneness with oneself yet religious fanatics think you must kill non-believers,leave all responsibility to some thing they do not understand fully,take metaphors wrongly,and not study anything that is outside their beliefs.
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Good post, you got our "adversary" right on.
This is the fate of man. He must strive for that which he cannot attain. He must believe in that which he cannot prove. He must seek that which he cannot find. He must travel a road without knowing his destination. Only thus can the purpose of life be fulfilled.

For I tell you, God will not do things you are too apathetic to do for yourselves.
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yessirYou told me you couldn't believe in somebody who didn't believe in you, I believed ..... I talk to Mohammad, Buduh, Mr. Jesus H. Christ, and other religious honchos I can come up with. ... Now we don't have a chaplain here, but I don't see that as any major set back. ... The Siege of Firebase Gloria ...
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