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Message Subject Amateur Video Purportedly Shows ´Huge´ Bigfoot
Poster Handle admiral doe
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unfortunatly bobby clark did get footage of a real big foot. now his life is in danger. these are not the soft cuddlie creatures loved and addored by the berkenstock set. i have seen their savagery first hand.
some years ago after highjacking a commercial airliner I jumped out the back of the plane with a schute and a bag of ransom money. my leg was baddly broken, as i hung in a tree for what seemed like days a group of these animals circled the tree. they pulled me down by my schattered leg. i´m sure i would have been beaten to death on the spot but as i hopped up on my one good leg i´m sure they were shocked to come face to face with the first pituatary giant they had ever seen. they dragged me for 45 minutes until we reached a deep and wide cave. certain that i was to become a meal for their females and childern now i was the shocked one as it became clear to me that they only meant to help me back to health. for days i watched their every move, never knowing when i would be the next meal.
i came to enjoy the playfulness of these unexplainable creatures. they groom each other for hours, personally i´ve never been more tic free and when a yetty female jumps your bones your bones stay jumped. there was that night i was ass raped by a couple of yetty mandingos but it was no worst that the week i spent in the la county jail.four and a half years past before i felt the need to leave. it was the night i watched them tear to pieces a group of francican missionaries, i packed my things. things i had to kill a large male to protect on a hunting outing one day. i left them my hand made stringed instrument, something like a diddy bow, the clan came to love the sound of the strings.
they bother no one if you stay out of thier territory, now this bobby clark damaged a balance mantained for thousands of years. since i now know where he lives it is my duty to return to them to run "tactical" on this pricks demise. i pray there are no innocents in the house. even the most forgiving heart will never forget the sight of a human being torn apart and devoured by these otherwise gentle giants. god save me
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