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How to make Ka-ka Bread

 
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4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. Ezekiel 4:9 bread
It's supposed to be made according to the recipe given in this verse and is said to be a complete meal that satisfies all nutritional requirements. I guess that's how Ezekiel managed to survive 390 days lying on his side and eating only this bread. It seems like pretty good bread to me, too, but I can't wait until they start making bread using the procedure described in Ezekiel 4:12.


4:10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.


4:11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
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For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)

1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees) water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
1 1/2 c. lukewarm milk
1/2 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
2 eggs
1/2 c. soft shortening
Half of 7 to 7 1/2 c. flour
4 or 5 crushed cardamom seeds

Measure warm water into mixing bowl. Add yeast, stirring to dissolve. Stir in rest of ingredients. Mix with spoon until smooth. Add enough flour that remains, to handle easily; mix with hands. Turn onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.

Round up in a greased bowl, greased side up, cover with a damp cloth. Let rise in a warm (85 degree) place until double, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down; let rise again until almost double, about 30 minutes. Divide dough for desired rolls and/or coffee cake.

So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?
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For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)

1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees) water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
1 1/2 c. lukewarm milk
1/2 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
2 eggs
1/2 c. soft shortening
Half of 7 to 7 1/2 c. flour
4 or 5 crushed cardamom seeds

Measure warm water into mixing bowl. Add yeast, stirring to dissolve. Stir in rest of ingredients. Mix with spoon until smooth. Add enough flour that remains, to handle easily; mix with hands. Turn onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.

Round up in a greased bowl, greased side up, cover with a damp cloth. Let rise in a warm (85 degree) place until double, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down; let rise again until almost double, about 30 minutes. Divide dough for desired rolls and/or coffee cake.

So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?
 Quoting: Wraithwynd


Only a jackass would be offended
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"Whoever hates his brother is a murderer, and you know that no murderer has eternal life abiding in him." (1 John 3:15, NKJV).
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4:9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof. Ezekiel 4:9 bread
It's supposed to be made according to the recipe given in this verse and is said to be a complete meal that satisfies all nutritional requirements. I guess that's how Ezekiel managed to survive 390 days lying on his side and eating only this bread. It seems like pretty good bread to me, too, but I can't wait until they start making bread using the procedure described in Ezekiel 4:12.


4:10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.


4:11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 871112


the dung is fuel for the fire, but that's what happens when christians interpret the Scriptures... they turn everything into shit, and that would be the point the Lord is making in that passage of scripture. Y'see the scripture says to bake with dung not make it with dung.
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I'm not offended, you are only a typical moron.
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awe.... did I hurt your wittle fweelings???

Have a slice of Ka-Ka Bread and some mielk you'll feel bettur
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Idiot
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nice to meetcha, idiot... I guess...
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I'm not offended, you are only a typical moron.

awe.... did I hurt your wittle fweelings???

Have a slice of Ka-Ka Bread and some mielk you'll feel bettur
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907947



YES !!!!

BE Read KA KA !!!!


11:11

FUKING SWEET !!
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For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)



So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?
 Quoting: Wraithwynd


HA !!!!

OP = PAWNED
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I love creating this threads for my personal entertainment because they draw all the Choleric Jackasses out.
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So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?


Only a jackass would be offended
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907947




Ahh yes.. the typical fucking moron..




Cute.. until somebody bitch smacks the taste out of your mouth..


Enjoy the kaka bread douchebag.
Sleestackin' to the max.
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If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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Ah but as we know....

K = Eleventh Letter

Jack = Eleven Card


So...Ka-Ka bread is Jack-As


Fine tastin' BALCK JACK MACK !!

11:11
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I love creating this threads for my personal entertainment because they draw all the Choleric Jackasses out.
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Entertainment is all you seek ????


To bad you ain't in it for knowledge....


Imagine being just 'entertained' with GLP....
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I can't believe you clicked... Who, in their right
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1rof1

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For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)

1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees) water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
1 1/2 c. lukewarm milk
1/2 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
2 eggs
1/2 c. soft shortening
Half of 7 to 7 1/2 c. flour
4 or 5 crushed cardamom seeds

Measure warm water into mixing bowl. Add yeast, stirring to dissolve. Stir in rest of ingredients. Mix with spoon until smooth. Add enough flour that remains, to handle easily; mix with hands. Turn onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.

Round up in a greased bowl, greased side up, cover with a damp cloth. Let rise in a warm (85 degree) place until double, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down; let rise again until almost double, about 30 minutes. Divide dough for desired rolls and/or coffee cake.

So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?


Only a jackass would be offended
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907947


LMAO! Ahahaha!!
1rof1
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So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?


Only a jackass would be offended




Ahh yes.. the typical fucking moron..




Cute.. until somebody bitch smacks the taste out of your mouth..


Enjoy the kaka bread douchebag.
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tisk tisk no we going to stomp our wittle feeties
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So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?


Only a jackass would be offended




Ahh yes.. the typical fucking moron..




Cute.. until somebody bitch smacks the taste out of your mouth..


Enjoy the kaka bread douchebag.
 Quoting: xham-sammichx

potkettle
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I can't believe you clicked... Who, in their right
FUCKING MIND would want to know how to bake a loaf of shit?
1rof1

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For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)

1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees) water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
1 1/2 c. lukewarm milk
1/2 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
2 eggs
1/2 c. soft shortening
Half of 7 to 7 1/2 c. flour
4 or 5 crushed cardamom seeds

Measure warm water into mixing bowl. Add yeast, stirring to dissolve. Stir in rest of ingredients. Mix with spoon until smooth. Add enough flour that remains, to handle easily; mix with hands. Turn onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.

Round up in a greased bowl, greased side up, cover with a damp cloth. Let rise in a warm (85 degree) place until double, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down; let rise again until almost double, about 30 minutes. Divide dough for desired rolls and/or coffee cake.

So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?
 Quoting: Wraithwynd



why so bitter?
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I'm not offended, you are only a typical moron.

awe.... did I hurt your wittle fweelings???

Have a slice of Ka-Ka Bread and some mielk you'll feel bettur



YES !!!!

BE Read KA KA !!!!


11:11

FUKING SWEET !!
 Quoting: Sugarelf


That is so clever but too bad you don't know shit about numerology

are y'all stupidly ignorant or ignorantly stupid???

Oh it doesn't matter I enjoy you anyway...
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LOL..




Degraded to emoticons.. epicfail.
Sleestackin' to the max.
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If you seem to disagree with me.. That is okay. You may hang on to your beliefs.. While I kick YOUR FUCKING NIPPLES OFF!
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I can't believe you clicked... Who, in their right
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1rof1

See what happens when doom is delayed...


For your information, idiot, there is such thing as 'kaka bread/cake'

[link to www.cooks.com]

Here is but one recipe from there:


SWEDISH YULE KAKA (SWEDISH CHRISTMAS
BREAD)

1/2 c. warm (110 to 115 degrees) water
2 pkgs. active dry yeast
1 1/2 c. lukewarm milk
1/2 c. sugar
2 tsp. salt
2 eggs
1/2 c. soft shortening
Half of 7 to 7 1/2 c. flour
4 or 5 crushed cardamom seeds

Measure warm water into mixing bowl. Add yeast, stirring to dissolve. Stir in rest of ingredients. Mix with spoon until smooth. Add enough flour that remains, to handle easily; mix with hands. Turn onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 5 minutes.

Round up in a greased bowl, greased side up, cover with a damp cloth. Let rise in a warm (85 degree) place until double, about 1 1/2 hours. Punch down; let rise again until almost double, about 30 minutes. Divide dough for desired rolls and/or coffee cake.

So now who feels stupid? Those who want the recipe for a real thing that DOES exist, or the moronic poster who thought s/he was being cute?



why so bitter?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 910720


don't you mean, butter

wait... is there butter in that receipe???? 1dunno1 1rof1
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y0u bastard... it sounded like a Native American thing
Water always wins. :sun:
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LOL..




Degraded to emoticons.. epicfail.
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putin
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That is so clever but too bad you don't know shit about numerology


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EXCUSE ME ????

I am the MASTER of Numerology....


Care to challenge me on that FACT ????
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I love creating this threads for my personal entertainment because they draw all the Choleric Jackasses out.


Entertainment is all you seek ????


To bad you ain't in it for knowledge....


Imagine being just 'entertained' with GLP....
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That's not even witty STFU

If your idea of "knowledge" entails your Grammar... no.
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Well, I guess I am out of my mind and yeah I clicked. Of course, in all honesty it was pure curiousity as I didn't know what Ka-Ka bread was.

Oh well...I was hoping to learn some new beer bread recipe or something, but then again there is google for that!
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I'm going to bed... good night...

I call y'all whenever I get bored, or wonely.... banana2 s226

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