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IF OBAMA WASNT PRESIDENT, WHAT JOB WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS QUALIFIED FOR?

 
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IF OBAMA WASNT PRESIDENT, WHAT JOB WOULD YOU THINK HE WAS QUALIFIED FOR?
I can't think of anything he would seem to be good at.

I think being a clerk at the DMV would probably be the best fit for him.
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03/09/2010 07:31 PM
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Thief? Wait, he already has that job.
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Selling Sham-wow or the Titan peeler.
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Pimp?
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Maybe a cast member on SNL. You always see them looking off camera to read their script. He is good at reading prompters.
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He proved qualified has nothing to do with getting the job.
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welfare baby
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bull shit artist
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French Fry Technician or perhaps a Block Captain...1dunno1


Ooops, I forgot. He already was a block captainchuckle
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03/09/2010 07:35 PM
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used car salesman. okay, he would be qualified to sell new cars as well.
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Telemarketer.
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car salesman he would be good at!

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Senator.

Constitutional lawyer, although I may have a different interpretation than him.

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Telemarketer.
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With a teleprompter
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he can sell snow to an eskimo so any kind of salesman.
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COOLER BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Houso trogg (long-term unemployed)
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he can sell snow to an eskimo so any kind of salesman.
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Not if you look at his polls, he can't.
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He is so obsessed with himself that this would be a sure non-starterlmao
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gay porn star or star bucks coffee server.
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The only job that democrats and republicans are qualified for is crash test dummy.
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he can sell snow to an eskimo so any kind of salesman.


Not if you look at his polls, he can't.
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early on he fooled 52% of the voters. Even now I have friends who listen to his every word.
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Clown-purse holder for Michelle...
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shoe shine boy
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03/09/2010 07:42 PM
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I think he would do fairly well as an usher at the movie theater with proper supervision
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03/09/2010 07:43 PM
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jail sentence
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