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Breakthrough Study Shows Multiple Stab Wounds Decrease Life Expectancy In Monkeys

 
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Breakthrough Study Shows Multiple Stab Wounds Decrease Life Expectancy In Monkeys


Sorry for the dup got the subject wrong in the other post.
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Re: Breakthrough Study Shows Multiple Stab Wounds Decrease Life Expectancy In Monkeys
wtf
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03/11/2010 02:55 AM
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lol I love The Onion

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Re: Breakthrough Study Shows Multiple Stab Wounds Decrease Life Expectancy In Monkeys
"Collins and her team hope to secure funding for future studies, on the effects of bludgeoning and boiling."

I know this is the Onion, But...

Sadly, I can see some team of scientist actually getting funding from the government for this.
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oh shit when did we start getting flags next to our id's, i haven't been here for a few days.
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Re: Breakthrough Study Shows Multiple Stab Wounds Decrease Life Expectancy In Monkeys
While the vid is in jest (I hope) you do understand that the Federal Government does in fact give grants of billions of dollars for programs to test obviousities*.

To make matters worse, many studies were done on animals to test the effects of things from pressure studies (subjecting the animal to high pressures and then quickly bringing it back to one atmosphere normal to study the effects of the 'Bends") to purposefully over dosing the animal with common medicines and other things.










*Obviosities: A word I made up to encompass a plethora of obvious things, antonym: nebulosity.
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