stupid...i have to dumb myself down most of the time to get a date...

last time i told a girl at a bar about how PVC (polyvinyl chloride, i was explaining them, im pro PVC by the way, don't get me mixed up with hippie PETA kids) (she was wearing PVC pants) was actually made, she looked at me and left.

no, i just drool and say's "dems's some shiny pants...you's pretty.."

works better.