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HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES AT A PARTY BY DOING PUSH UPS WITH YOUR NIPPLES

 
CaptainZero
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03/11/2010 10:34 PM
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HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES AT A PARTY BY DOING PUSH UPS WITH YOUR NIPPLES
When no one is looking, get a hockey puck and slide it up your shirt in the middle of your pecks.

Lay down on the floor with your hands behind your back and yell, "HEY LADIES EVER SEE A MAN DO NIPPLE PUSH UPS!"

Then press your chest against the puck to lift yourself off the floor about 3/4 of an inch.

Do it like ten times and then tell them you can do push ups with your penis but only in private.

woooooo hooooooooo


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03/11/2010 10:39 PM
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hitting the bottle early tonite?
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03/11/2010 10:40 PM
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no im sober thats why im keeping it low key
Have a heapin helpin of hospitality!
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07/15/2010 12:35 AM
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES AT A PARTY BY DOING PUSH UPS WITH YOUR NIPPLES
When no one is looking, get a hockey puck and slide it up your shirt in the middle of your pecks.

Lay down on the floor with your hands behind your back and yell, "HEY LADIES EVER SEE A MAN DO NIPPLE PUSH UPS!"

Then press your chest against the puck to lift yourself off the floor about 3/4 of an inch.

Do it like ten times and then tell them you can do push ups with your penis but only in private.

woooooo hooooooooo


lala
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HAHA brilliant!
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07/15/2010 12:37 AM
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ROFL! dude, where do you come up whith this stuff?
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07/15/2010 12:42 AM
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impress!!!?! ....urgh bring me a bucket i think i'm gonna puke


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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES AT A PARTY BY DOING PUSH UPS WITH YOUR NIPPLES
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02/11/2012 06:25 AM
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Re: HOW TO IMPRESS LADIES AT A PARTY BY DOING PUSH UPS WITH YOUR NIPPLES
I was going to comment that this is the most exciting thread going. But it's super old, lol. scratching

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