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I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question

 
pleadian
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What did you have for dinner?
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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
What did you have for dinner?
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some grilled chicken and rice
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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
Are you going to use it in Starbucks while drinking a frappacino and wearing birkenstocks?

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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
No question, just a congratulation.


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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
Do you want to here about how much I love my macbook?
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Does it have a very glossy screen and if so is that an issue with you?
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I have a Macbook Pro and I would lick its insides passionately if it wouldn't then be fried.
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I have a Macbook Pro and I would lick its insides passionately if it wouldn't then be fried.
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LOL
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Do you want to here about how much I love my macbook?
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sure
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No question, just a congratulation.


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thank you this is my first mac
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once you go mac, you never go back.
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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
Do you want to here about how much I love my macbook?

sure
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I fuckin love it.

A lot.

There are no words.
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queer.
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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
You always been that smart? Bet you have a huge cock, too. Probably have to beat the women (or men) away with a stick - and buddy nature gave you the stick didn't she? <smile>

Mac owners have a certain panache that can usually only be found among men who are exceedingly well endowed or women who are extremely beautiful. Just money won't provide that kind of confidence. It's much deeper than that.

When you add in the iPhone, and an iPad or two - and what the hell - an iPod two - link them all together over Fios fibre optic ISP service from Verizon and you're surfin' the web at 20 meg/second and you really get that speed - not a pale imitation of it like Cox sometimes provides - YOU'RE A STUD!

PS: If you happen to be female, adjust appropriately for gender.

PPS Who needs to go out to get laid? Log onto one of the video hook-up sites, make sure there's a cam shooting the Macbook Pro as well as one on you, and make sure you have plenty of condoms and the bathroom is nice and clean for guests!

You're gonna have a very busy weekend!
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once you go mac, you never go back.
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les hope so i cant wait till it gets here!
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No question, just a congratulation.


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thank you this is my first mac
 Quoting: pleadian


The first time is always the best time!

12 or so months from now, when you are using your Mac, think back to all the times your Microcrap PC crapped out on you and gave you misery.

I'm on my 3rd powerbook/macbook pro. I've never had to take one in to get 'fixed', never had anything break down or cause problems (except some power cords and batteries on an old powerbook).

I've never EVER met a person who decided 'mac's suck - I'm going back to a PC'.
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I repeat - does it have a glossy screen and do you find that to be a problem?
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Re: I Just ordered a macbook ask me a question
you will never regret

some free software you may like is skitch

and the macheist nanobundle is always good to look out for, heavily discounted software with a lot of the money going to charidee, the last one has just finished but if you register they will let you know when the next one comes about

enjoy your new computer!
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Shouldn't you have bought the iPad since it is the newest craze?

Also Stevie announced that when the battery goes bad they will send you out a new iPad with a good batter and it will only set you back $100.
lol
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Did you install anti-virus?
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I too have a macbook pro, but I like licking the insides...
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I too have a macbook pro, but I like licking the insides...
 Quoting: Apocalypse Troll


Nothing like the taste of computer parts.
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A long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) I had an LC II desk top. My first laptop was, and still is a Compaq/Presario. It has served me well but I can't stand the operating system, fuckin' MS. I'm about two more weeks from a refurbished 17" MacBook Pro and I will never look back.

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got one last month fast powerful and solid!

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Did you get the 17"?
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have been using a Mac Book for a year... how great you will enjoy it. non glare screen option is very useful. it will read anything to you which also is helpful.
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What did you have for dinner?

some grilled chicken and rice
 Quoting: pleadian



rice???

Not Mac and cheese?

The motherboard on my 2 Mac laptops kept dying and finally Apple refused to replace/repair either mine or my husbands.
Bye bye Granny Smiths forever,,,
Hello HP and Acer laptops and the wonderful world of Windows and Microsoft and the ghost of Billy Gates, billionaire extraordinaire.
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Why does it excite you that you just wasted money?
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i have a macbook pro.

I highly recommend getting a skin for your keyboard and a polyurethane cover for the outside.

It costs something like $900 to fix the new unibody macbook pros if you drop or break one.

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