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Anonymous Coward User ID: 642285 United States 03/13/2010 11:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You always been that smart? Bet you have a huge cock, too. Probably have to beat the women (or men) away with a stick - and buddy nature gave you the stick didn't she? <smile> Mac owners have a certain panache that can usually only be found among men who are exceedingly well endowed or women who are extremely beautiful. Just money won't provide that kind of confidence. It's much deeper than that. When you add in the iPhone, and an iPad or two - and what the hell - an iPod two - link them all together over Fios fibre optic ISP service from Verizon and you're surfin' the web at 20 meg/second and you really get that speed - not a pale imitation of it like Cox sometimes provides - YOU'RE A STUD! PS: If you happen to be female, adjust appropriately for gender. PPS Who needs to go out to get laid? Log onto one of the video hook-up sites, make sure there's a cam shooting the Macbook Pro as well as one on you, and make sure you have plenty of condoms and the bathroom is nice and clean for guests! You're gonna have a very busy weekend! |
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Seamus User ID: 854278 United States 03/14/2010 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | No question, just a congratulation. Quoting: pleadianthank you this is my first mac The first time is always the best time! 12 or so months from now, when you are using your Mac, think back to all the times your Microcrap PC crapped out on you and gave you misery. I'm on my 3rd powerbook/macbook pro. I've never had to take one in to get 'fixed', never had anything break down or cause problems (except some power cords and batteries on an old powerbook). I've never EVER met a person who decided 'mac's suck - I'm going back to a PC'. 'When Plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men, they create for themselves, in the course of time, a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that glorifies it.' Frederic Bastiat, 'The Law' 1850 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The business of the journalists is to destroy the truth, to lie outright, to pervert, to vilify, to fawn at the feet of mammon, and to sell his country and his race for his daily bread. You know it and I know it, and what folly is this toasting an independent press? We are the tools and vassals of rich men behind the scenes. We are the jumping jacks, they pull the strings and we dance. Our talents, our possibilities and our lives are all the property of other men. We are intellectual prostitutes." JohnSwinton, 1830-1901, Former chief-of-staff New York Times ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ "The bold effort the present bank has made to control the Government, the distress it has wantonly produced ... are but premonitions of the fate that awaits the American People should they be deluded into a perpetuation of this institution (The Bank of the United States), or the establishment of another like it." Andrew Jackson (December 2, 1834) |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 915528 United Kingdom 03/14/2010 10:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | you will never regret some free software you may like is skitch and the macheist nanobundle is always good to look out for, heavily discounted software with a lot of the money going to charidee, the last one has just finished but if you register they will let you know when the next one comes about enjoy your new computer! |
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Apocalypse Troll Trollicus Apocalyptus User ID: 911233 United States 03/14/2010 10:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I too have a macbook pro, but I like licking the insides... "Honor the Texas flag; I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas, one state under God, one and indivisible." [link to www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us] |
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DeadBeacon User ID: 861498 United States 03/14/2010 10:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A long time ago (in a galaxy far far away) I had an LC II desk top. My first laptop was, and still is a Compaq/Presario. It has served me well but I can't stand the operating system, fuckin' MS. I'm about two more weeks from a refurbished 17" MacBook Pro and I will never look back. :Canadian F::State of Texas: "Misunderestimating is only 5/4 th's of the problem"! "Some choose to hear, few decide to listen". "Question what you know and know why you question". "GLP will never be the sane...uhhh...same". "The markets will determine the fate of government intervention, not government intervening in the market". |
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Slym User ID: 519437 Canada 03/14/2010 10:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | What did you have for dinner? Quoting: pleadiansome grilled chicken and rice rice??? Not Mac and cheese? The motherboard on my 2 Mac laptops kept dying and finally Apple refused to replace/repair either mine or my husbands. Bye bye Granny Smiths forever,,, Hello HP and Acer laptops and the wonderful world of Windows and Microsoft and the ghost of Billy Gates, billionaire extraordinaire. |
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