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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.

 
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The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.
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go drown yourself in marinara and stfu biatch
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
Don't think God does not have humor. He is sometimes laughing at us too.
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all hail the flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
And you think God does not have a sense of humor too?
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
go drown yourself in marinara and stfu biatch
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That's what I'm talking about right there.
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And you think God does not have a sense of humor too?
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Yeah, God has a greats sense of humor, but is it funny when you've fallen into Satan's trap? You're selling your soul, but don't realize it.
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Satan's my bottom bitch

Last Edited by Spike on 03/16/2010 09:22 AM
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
The Creator is everywhere except where there is FEAR.

Fear is the only thing that separates.

Send Love to everyone!
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go drown yourself in marinara and stfu biatch


That's what I'm talking about right there.
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shut up tool, go away with you anti-pasta rhetoric, no one is attacked your love affair with a bearded jewish man you falsley worship as god...let my pasta be!!!!
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And you think God does not have a sense of humor too?


Yeah, God has a greats sense of humor, but is it funny when you've fallen into Satan's trap? You're selling your soul, but don't realize it.
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you must be a lot of fun at parties...tool
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
Satan is the only one who unfortunately takes everything seriously and immediately strikes back.

For my own sake, I am neither selling my soul to God or Satan, my soul only belongs to myself. God will decide if it's sufficient or not, if not then I will remain in 3D for the next cycle.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
go drown yourself in marinara and stfu biatch


That's what I'm talking about right there.

shut up tool, go away with you anti-pasta rhetoric, no one is attacked your love affair with a bearded jewish man you falsley worship as god...let my pasta be!!!!
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
The Creator is everywhere except where there is FEAR.

Fear is the only thing that separates.

Send Love to everyone!
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Yes but fear wears the mask of goodness so it can snare you into it's trap.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.
 Quoting: Be Warned 866361



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
The Creator is everywhere except where there is FEAR.

Fear is the only thing that separates.

Send Love to everyone!


Yes but fear wears the mask of goodness so it can snare you into it's trap.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 866361

dumbest quote ever...hey mario!!! serve my up some spugatz and mitbal eh?
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.
 Quoting: nomuse(NLI) 900899



AMEN Pastaman, AMEN! It seems as if us Pastafarians are next on the list for Xian persecution...no worries I will laugh all the way to the stake!
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.
 Quoting: nomuse(NLI) 900899


God provides you with his love. The Devil is the trickster, torturer and murderer.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.



AMEN Pastaman, AMEN! It seems as if us Pastafarians are next on the list for Xian persecution...no worries I will laugh all the way to the stake!
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dont you mean steak?
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people can THINK FOR THEMSELVES OP, we don't need your 'wisdom' you fucking moron
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people can THINK FOR THEMSELVES OP, we don't need your 'wisdom' you fucking moron
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Seems like the Devil is thinking for you, judging by the level of anger expressed in your post.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
And you think God does not have a sense of humor too?


Yeah, God has a greats sense of humor, but is it funny when you've fallen into Satan's trap? You're selling your soul, but don't realize it.

you must be a lot of fun at parties...tool
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I don't feel the need to act like a clown and be laughed at :-)
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.

No one is persecuting you, except for the Devil when he has you in his clutches. I'm just making my fellow brothers aware of Satan's traps.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.



AMEN Pastaman, AMEN! It seems as if us Pastafarians are next on the list for Xian persecution...no worries I will laugh all the way to the stake!
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people can THINK FOR THEMSELVES OP, we don't need your 'wisdom' you fucking moron


Seems like the Devil is thinking for you, judging by the level of anger expressed in your post.
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seems like you arent thinking, judging by your monotone brainwashed dribble
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
And you think God does not have a sense of humor too?


Yeah, God has a greats sense of humor, but is it funny when you've fallen into Satan's trap? You're selling your soul, but don't realize it.

you must be a lot of fun at parties...tool

I don't feel the need to act like a clown and be laughed at :-)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 866361

then why did you post here..hahahahahahahahah youre a fucking clown hahahahahahaha im laughing at you hahahahahahahaha deek
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.

No one is persecuting you, except for the Devil when he has you in his clutches. I'm just making my fellow brothers aware of Satan's traps.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.



AMEN Pastaman, AMEN! It seems as if us Pastafarians are next on the list for Xian persecution...no worries I will laugh all the way to the stake!

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 866361


No one is persecuting you, except for the Devil when he has you in his clutches. I'm just making my fellow brothers aware of Satan's traps.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
I found the whole Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster quite funny at first, I even became a 'Pastafarian' and made a few satirical posts myself, but something soon dawned upon me: I realized that Satan uses many tricks - including humor - to make people laugh and warm towards him so that they will be led into his trap. Setting the humor aspect aside of the whole mock religion, the whole thing is designed to make a mockery of God and all the goodness which he stands for. When you laugh at God, you see him as a joke, and therefore you move away from him and into Satan's hands.

Precisely what he wants.



I'll paraphrase Shaw on this; I'll take the devil who supports laughter and humor, as well as human creativity and intelligence, over the god that threatens torture to those who will not give him blind and unquestioning worship.


God provides you with his love. The Devil is the trickster, torturer and murderer.
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how do you want your pasta? al dente?
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people can THINK FOR THEMSELVES OP, we don't need your 'wisdom' you fucking moron


Seems like the Devil is thinking for you, judging by the level of anger expressed in your post.

seems like you arent thinking, judging by your monotone brainwashed dribble
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There are only two choices you can make in life: good or evil. God = Good. Devil = Evil.

You choose.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
Actually I think the flying spaghetti monster is a step closer to God and here's why.

1)God is not stationary and does tend to fly around the universe doing this and seeing that.
2) God is to be eaten, in that you absorb his / her energies until you reach fullness, i.e. enlightenment
3) God projects himself with Rays of energy, similar in shape and length to spaghetti. These rays are in fact spiral like spaghetti
4) Spaghetti is ruby and cream colored which just happen to be the colors of the female and male aspects of the godhead
5) Spaghetti is notorious for getting tangled much like our world and its relationship with god now is.
6) Spaghetti is often wrapped around a fork, or trident, which is what the Devil does with God's energy so that he can eat it.
7) Spaghetti has meatballs, which are decent symbols of the more powerful element so this fine theory.
8) Spaghetti has parmasean cheese which really represents the amazing arrays of particles that make up our world.
9)Spaghettis is a hot dish meaning it ultimately comes from the sun, so, you know, all good religions are based on the sun somehow
10) In some mystery schools if a system has 9 good attributes, it automatically get a bonus attribute.

Repeat after me:

I will serve the flying spaghetti monster until death do us part.
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Re: The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Satan's plan to lead you away from God.
Maybe Satan is your Father.
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people can THINK FOR THEMSELVES OP, we don't need your 'wisdom' you fucking moron


Seems like the Devil is thinking for you, judging by the level of anger expressed in your post.

seems like you arent thinking, judging by your monotone brainwashed dribble


There are only two choices you can make in life: good or evil. God = Good. Devil = Evil.

You choose.
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i choose alfredo asshole

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