List stereotypes of nationalities here...[ Just for fun ]

They are all homosexuals, although they have the hottest wimmin of all Europe.

...but...:(taiostics wisdom) Look like you are weak and small if you are in realy strong and big. They will all fall. And it's true.

italians cant make pizza. all of europes food blows dogs balls. austrailians are just retarded british people. iraqis come with some assembly required. the irish, well they were almost wiped out by potatos lol. americans are fat lazy europeans but they learned how to cook.

All Russians are Mafia

oh indians are just red asians

What? Didnt your father explain this to you as a child?

Yeah, mine didnt either, took years of study to find out.

Brits only drink tea.

Good evening and welcome to another edition of 'Prejudice' - the show that gives you a chance to have a go at Wops, Krauts, Nigs, Eyeties, Gippos, Bubbles, Froggies, Chinks, Yidds, Jocks, Polacks, Paddies and Dagoes.


Tonight's show comes live from the tiny village of Rabid in Buckinghamshire, and our first question tonight is from a Mrs Elizabeth Scrint who says she is going on a Mediterranean cruise next week and can't find anything wrong with the Syrians.


Well, Mrs Scrint, apart from being totally unprincipled left-wing troublemakers, the Syrians are also born skivers, they're dirty, smelly and untrustworthy, and, of course, they're friends of the awful gippos.

There you are, Mrs Scrint, I hope that answers some of your problems - have a nice trip.


Well now, the result of last week's competition when we asked you to find a derogatory term for the Belgians.


Well, the response was enormous and we took quite a long time sorting out the winners. There were some very clever entries.

Mrs Hatred of Leicester Said 'let's not call them anything, let's just ignore them'.

And a Mr.St.John of Huntingdon said he couldn't think of anything more derogatory than Belgians.


In the end we settled on three choices.....

Number three ... the Sprouts sent in by Mrs Vicious of Hastings... very nice.

Number two..... the Phlegms ... from a Mrs.Childmolester of Worthing.

The winner was undoubtedly from Mrs.No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire... Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards. Very good - thank you, Carol.


But as you know on this programme we're not just prejudiced against race or colour, we're also prejudiced against - yes, you've guessed, stinking homosexuals!

If you see a Sweede in Denmark he is drunk, that's why they come there.

German tourists in Denmark are easy to spot, they all wear yellow rain coats.

eh?

That's because they're either drunk in a stupor, terribly hung over, or having withdrawals.

and sandals with shin high socks?

Haitians eat dirt

People should not play with starvation.. that is really miserable.

so, those are Germans, huh? We get a lot of those too. On the coast, they really stick out with their sandals, shorts, no shirt, and skin so white, it almost looks a little green...

red blood.

germans eat shit.

The Portuguese are Spain's bitch

Good one :)

Typical oppinion of a typical Slovene about neighbours (four nations/states):

Italians are cowards.
Croatians are weasels.
Hungarians are gipsies.
Austrians are stupid yodlars.

For fun. But real.

Americans think they are the world police.

Are you sure those aren't Minnesotans?

Canadians don't tip!

Asians have small dicks

with the mexicans you forgot that they all have 12 anchor babies and are all on welfare and food stamps.

Canadians all live in igloos and travel on dog sleds

too effin funny ... !!!

God invented beer so the Irish wouldn't rule the world.