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Drunk, high dad leaves baby in oven overnight

 
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A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.

The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on.

After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement.

Hatton had four or five shots and went to bed while Long finished the bottle, Hayden said.

At 5:30 the next morning, Hatton awoke to the sound of the baby's cries coming from the oven. He had been in it for several hours, police said.

Emergency crews responding to the scene transported the infant to a local hospital, where he was found to be unharmed.

The incident was reported to authorities by a psychiatric facility that Long turned to when he learned what he had done, officials said.

"He actually called a mental health crisis line immediately thereafter and told them that he had done this. And they contacted us," Hayden said.

Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000.

Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.

Authorities have removed the baby from its mother's care and awarded emergency custody to members of her family.
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A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.

The oven door was slightly ajar, and the oven was not turned on.

After smoking marijuana at the restaurant where he works as a cook, Larry Long, 33, returned home to share a fifth of whiskey with the baby's mother, Brandy Hatton, McCracken County Sheriff Jon Hayden said in a statement.

Hatton had four or five shots and went to bed while Long finished the bottle, Hayden said.

At 5:30 the next morning, Hatton awoke to the sound of the baby's cries coming from the oven. He had been in it for several hours, police said.

Emergency crews responding to the scene transported the infant to a local hospital, where he was found to be unharmed.

The incident was reported to authorities by a psychiatric facility that Long turned to when he learned what he had done, officials said.

"He actually called a mental health crisis line immediately thereafter and told them that he had done this. And they contacted us," Hayden said.

Police arrested Long and charged him with first degree wanton endangerment. He is being held on bail of $10,000.

Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.

Authorities have removed the baby from its mother's care and awarded emergency custody to members of her family.
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Of course it's Kentucky, couldn't be Arkansas...

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clearly retarded ass hillbillies shouldnt breed.
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Of course it's Kentucky, couldn't be Arkansas...

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:shh: naughty you will offend the pot heads

Pot heads don't like to be told pot makes you stupid ...

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Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.

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Of course it wasn't the alcohol, alcohol is the most non-aggressive substance around /sarcasm

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clearly retarded ass hillbillies shouldnt breed.
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A Kentucky man high on marijuana and drunk on whiskey put his 5-week-old son in the oven Sunday and left him there overnight, police said.




Well DUH...How else are you gonna get it fallin off da bone tender?

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Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.

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Sounds like bullshit to me.
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ANIMALS SAVAGES BARBARIC!!!
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This will turn into a anti-pot thread while for we all know he could've been psychotic before the pot and he was drunk.

But of course we all need a whipping boy, and we can never ever blame the booze.
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"Long blamed his actions on the marijuana"

Of course, rampant inbred stupidity had nothing whatsoever to do with it..
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Long blamed his actions on the marijuana, which he believes was laced with a hallucinatory agent, officials said.




Sounds like bullshit to me.
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It's gotta be some black guy...wait, he's white? Oh, nevermind.
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Who doesn't keep their kid in the oven? I've converted my oven into a crib with very minor adjustments: some padding here, some linen there- and bam- I just saved $300.
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Who doesn't keep their kid in the oven? I've converted my oven into a crib with very minor adjustments: some padding here, some linen there- and bam- I just saved $300.
 Quoting: Herb N Bourbon

Wow you're so economical, why don't you run for President. Would save us more money then THE BOMB.
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"Long blamed his actions on the marijuana"

Of course, rampant inbred stupidity had nothing whatsoever to do with it..
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Oh noooo...and especially not in Kentucky. chuckle
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Maybe he should have placed the baby in one of these window cages. Like they did in old times, when everyone was more wholesome and safe.

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"Long blamed his actions on the marijuana"

Of course, rampant inbred stupidity had nothing whatsoever to do with it..
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You people are just merciless when it comes to bashing the southern states.

Stereotypes... do you really believe everything you see on TV?

Anyway, he's full of shit if he expects anyone to believe his actions were caused by weed.

He's just fucking crazy.
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More weed in the headlines...

They are just highliting this to scare people in California, because there is a real chance they will end the war on drugs out there..

And we all know the feds sure as fuck cannot let that happen!
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Laced pot?
I don't think so.
More likely it was the whiskey.
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Was the kid in a dutch oven, covered in carrots, onions and potatoes? Now THAT would worry me.
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You know....like the Hansel and Gretel wicked witch that liked to cook and eat babies.
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This will turn into a anti-pot thread while for we all know he could've been psychotic before the pot and he was drunk.

But of course we all need a whipping boy, and we can never ever blame the booze.
 Quoting: aldoushuxley

word... i had a drunk on my hands the other night, it's just pitiful. she went to the bath room and fell head first, ass up, over into the bath tub.
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Maybe he should have placed the baby in one of these window cages. Like they did in old times, when everyone was more wholesome and safe.

[link to vintagechildabuse.blogspot.com]
 Quoting: DNAprototype


DNA on a scale from 1-10 you were a -5.. now you're a -4.9..
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"Long blamed his actions on the marijuana"

Of course, rampant inbred stupidity had nothing whatsoever to do with it..




You people are just merciless when it comes to bashing the southern states.

Stereotypes... do you really believe everything you see on TV?

Anyway, he's full of shit if he expects anyone to believe his actions were caused by weed.

He's just fucking crazy.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


That was my point. I spent the better part of my wasted youth high as a KiTe aNd its nOt afffEcTeD mE oNe bIT
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Didn't have anything to do with being a redneck.

It had everything to do with being a drunken pothead.

peace
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DNA on a scale from 1-10 you were a -5.. now you're a -4.9..
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Awesome, I am moving up in the world. :D
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Baby the other other white meat
I want my baby back baby back ribs chili's babyback ribs
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