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Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???

 
Tiswas Palmer
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Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I went to a Ann Summers party and noticed the vast array of FleshLights sold in huge numbers for the blokes.
I have heard of the Vibrators but this thing is something I am curious of.
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03/23/2010 03:18 PM
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
A waste of money for sure.. Why not just go get the real thing?
Sleestackin' to the max.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I went to a Ann Summers party and noticed the vast array of FleshLights sold in huge numbers for the blokes.
I have heard of the Vibrators but this thing is something I am curious of.
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Look it up ya lazy bitch
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03/23/2010 03:20 PM
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
do you want one, Tiswas?
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I have looked it up and I know what it is used for. It sells like hot cakes but fellas what is it like, have you got feelings for it?
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03/23/2010 03:21 PM
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't know what they feel like, but they don't put out any light at all, no matter how many batteries you stuff in there.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I wouldn't mind having one. I know everyone on GLP are studs and get laid like 3-4 hundred times a day but i don't and i have a GF and still wax the carrot. I heard its better then your hand.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
do you want one, Tiswas?
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I am a woman and I do not think a vibro is great. It is great for women who are lonely though. And get this I have my own human vibro Got It!
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't know what they feel like, but they don't put out any light at all, no matter how many batteries you stuff in there.
 Quoting: Returner 997

ROFL
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
do you want one, Tiswas?


I am a woman and I do not think a vibro is great. It is great for women who are lonely though. And get this I have my own human vibro Got It!
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Is that cat yours? he looks eerie
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
do you want one, Tiswas?


I am a woman and I do not think a vibro is great. It is great for women who are lonely though. And get this I have my own human vibro Got It!


Is that cat yours? he looks eerie
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The Cat is mine and no she (Tiswas) does not want a fleshlight or a vibro at all.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't let my pets watch me when I flog the friar.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
Who gives a shit? More distraction bullshit threads. Yawn.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
do you want one, Tiswas?


I am a woman and I do not think a vibro is great. It is great for women who are lonely though. And get this I have my own human vibro Got It!
 Quoting: Tiswas Palmer

No you don't, human penises don't vibrate im sorry.
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03/23/2010 03:35 PM
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't know what they feel like, but they don't put out any light at all, no matter how many batteries you stuff in there.
 Quoting: Returner 997

Tell me about it. I 'accidentally' grabbed it when the electric went out at my house and needed a light. Next thing you knew i was smoking a cigarette - ready for a nap.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
Like a rubber sheep
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't know what they feel like, but they don't put out any light at all, no matter how many batteries you stuff in there.

Tell me about it. I 'accidentally' grabbed it when the electric went out at my house and needed a light. Next thing you knew i was smoking a cigarette - ready for a nap.
 Quoting: Richard Strong


That's not nearly as bad as that time I tried to have sex with a MagLite...let's just say that certain fluids are apparently highly conductive.
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
I don't know what they feel like, but they don't put out any light at all, no matter how many batteries you stuff in there.

Tell me about it. I 'accidentally' grabbed it when the electric went out at my house and needed a light. Next thing you knew i was smoking a cigarette - ready for a nap.


That's not nearly as bad as that time I tried to have sex with a MagLite...let's just say that certain fluids are apparently highly conductive.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 692405

rofl Those Mag Lites are good..but they ain't THAT good!
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03/23/2010 03:45 PM
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Re: Hey fellas, what does a fleshlight feel like???
Wait a damned minute!

Mag-Lites are flashilights?

Fleshlights are sex toys?

That explains a few things!

No wonder the guy at the ER looked so confused!

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