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Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?

 
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Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear
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03/24/2010 07:13 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Sure man, but do you realize how much they eat?
I think a Grizzly can get up to 1000 lbs.
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03/24/2010 07:14 PM
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OP is a retard
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03/24/2010 07:14 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
No idea but good luck with domesticating one.

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03/24/2010 07:15 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
He will eventually eat YOU!!

You have a good chance of fighting off an intruder but NO chance of fighting off the bear.

Go ahead and get one!
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03/24/2010 07:25 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Sure you can. But first you need to see if it can become domesticated. A simple test for this is to do the following: First get yourself some bar-b-cue sauce and rub it all over your body. Then run in circles around this creature. If it doesn’t eat you first then yes, you can have this as a domesticated pet. Good luck genius.
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear
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Who's gonna protect you while the bear is hibernating?
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03/24/2010 07:35 PM
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wow! you are gonna win the darwin award at this rate!
maybe you should try domesticating a couple of komodo dragons, that would really scare people off!
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03/24/2010 07:37 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear


Who's gonna protect you while the bear is hibernating?
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I'd have a polar bear in the winter time.

I think they hibernate at opposite times of the year, so it'll work out good.
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03/24/2010 07:38 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Sure you can. But first you need to see if it can become domesticated. A simple test for this is to do the following: First get yourself some bar-b-cue sauce and rub it all over your body. Then run in circles around this creature. If it doesn’t eat you first then yes, you can have this as a domesticated pet. Good luck genius.
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cruise

There was a fucking superb video of some tree-hugger, hippie Commie, feeding slices of Wonderloaf to a brown bear, somewhere.

The hippie is like, too cool man, y'know?

But, he runs out of bread, and the fucking bear gets pissed off, kills and eats him!

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03/24/2010 07:39 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
I'm sure it's fine.
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03/24/2010 07:41 PM
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be my guest....if ur balls are that big...go for it...just let us know when that damn bear decides to have u for lunch...
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03/24/2010 08:52 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Sure you can. But first you need to see if it can become domesticated. A simple test for this is to do the following: First get yourself some bar-b-cue sauce and rub it all over your body. Then run in circles around this creature. If it doesn’t eat you first then yes, you can have this as a domesticated pet. Good luck genius.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 920950

honey works even better...
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03/24/2010 08:56 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Well that GRIZZ ADAMS GUY, ON TV HAD ONE.

SO IT'S OK.
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03/24/2010 08:58 PM
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time to call Yogi Bear
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I actually DO want a pet skunk, but they are illegal in all but 2 states (which I don't remember, because they weren't my own).

I think it's safe to say a bear is illegal.
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03/24/2010 08:59 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
what if one was to raise one from a newborn cub?
Try not. do, or do not. There is no try!

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03/24/2010 09:01 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Sure you can. But first you need to see if it can become domesticated. A simple test for this is to do the following: First get yourself some bar-b-cue sauce and rub it all over your body. Then run in circles around this creature. If it doesn’t eat you first then yes, you can have this as a domesticated pet. Good luck genius.


cruise

There was a fucking superb video of some tree-hugger, hippie Commie, feeding slices of Wonderloaf to a brown bear, somewhere.

The hippie is like, too cool man, y'know?

But, he runs out of bread, and the fucking bear gets pissed off, kills and eats him!

1rof1
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 924643

This guy?
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
An audio recording of the attack survived, but has not been released to the public.
I doubt you seen a video of that.
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03/24/2010 09:03 PM
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Yea,... Bear can and will eat you.

Now a low land Silver Back Gorilla,....that is something no one would mess with and they work for peanuts. tounge
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03/24/2010 09:04 PM
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Whatever you do don't get one of these:

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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
what if one was to raise one from a newborn cub?
 Quoting: the prophecyer

growlbear That should prove to be an "interesting" experiment.
Zec 12:3 And in that day will I make Jerusalem a burdensome stone for all people: all that burden themselves with it shall be cut in pieces, though all the people of the earth be gathered together against it.
Psa 9:17 The wicked shall be turned into hell, [and] all the nations that forget God.
Jer 6:2 I have likened the daughter of Zion to a comely and delicate [woman].
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
A gator would work much better, for you.
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03/24/2010 09:20 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
i think it is guaranteed by the constitution.
Anonymous Coward
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03/24/2010 09:21 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Well, you can try our new health care.
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03/24/2010 09:34 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
I saw something in a documentary about drug dealers owning either mountain lions or cougars. Showed them sleeping with them. Maybe that would work for you.
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Watch the movie series.. 'Special FX' from the 80s for ideas. Get a large sized pretend bear, put in a loud speaker inside it's mouth, motors to move it's body, an alarm.. so that when the door opens.. the pretend bear roars & moves its arms about. There are cheap electronic ICs that one can connect to power transistors.. to power speakers, motors, lighting, voice recording chips, solenoids & pistons to create the illusion of a very scary bear, dog, ghost, lion.. you name it.. just use your imagination! These IC's can generate police sirens, machine gun/bomb/rocket sounds, engine revs, record your own disguised voice on these chips.. I mean the sky's the limit. Look at the wizard of oz, how he used special FX to scare his minions, well.. ermm.. until a lil dog pulled the curtain back.. lol
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10/15/2012 10:24 PM
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it is legal to own brown bears in 9 states [link to www.cracked.com]
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10/15/2012 10:26 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
We're pretty close to being able to reanimate extinct species with just a parsing of genetic material.

Hold out for a cave bear, imo. It's like a dog and a bear. Best of both worlds.
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Go for it!



Last Edited by Hawgzilla on 10/15/2012 10:27 PM
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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10/15/2012 10:29 PM
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Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Until it eats your stupid fuckng ass

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