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Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?

 
mrmuffins69

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10/15/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
it is legal to own brown bears in 9 states [link to www.cracked.com]
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lets all chip in for a tank, 1 dollar per person all we need is 50,000 people
Anonymous Coward
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10/15/2012 10:32 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Even if it is legal, you could still be charged with being a moron under common sense laws.
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10/15/2012 10:33 PM

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Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear
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mrmuffins69

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Even if it is legal, you could still be charged with being a moron under common sense laws.
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this is america, common sense laws were thrown out a long long time ago
AlaskaLove

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10/15/2012 10:36 PM

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what if one was to raise one from a newborn cub?
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growlbear That should prove to be an "interesting" experiment.
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the funny thing about this picture is that's Woob, King of the Grizzlies, or damn sure looks like him. Woob was trained by Loyd BeBee and my mentor William Bacon. I have some of Bill's footage with Woob, these awesome full frame shots of him being all pissed off, the director cuts and they through Woob a marsh-mello... that's some funny shit.

so yes a Griz can be tamed and will be VERY loyal, however they do require a lot of food. and yes they will kill to survive.
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07/21/2013 10:20 PM
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yoda
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07/21/2013 10:23 PM
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time to call Yogi Bear
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Smarter than the average burglar?
Anonymous Coward
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07/21/2013 10:27 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Well, you do have your god given right to bear arms. The thing is, bears hibernate; in the winter you'll have security issues.
Hardwired

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07/21/2013 10:28 PM
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Is it possible?

Remember that bear guy, Timothy somebody, who filmed them. He ended up as dinner and his girlfriend as dessert.
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07/21/2013 10:39 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Yes!

Jekyl

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07/21/2013 10:41 PM
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Intruders can get past a dog.. Nobody fucks with a bear
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Lol
furPete'sSake

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07/21/2013 10:42 PM

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what if one was to raise one from a newborn cub?
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makes no difference, the problem is, the bear gets to be the biggest thing around and when it wants something, it gets it. bears are not safe to own, they will turn on you in a second
Jekyl

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07/21/2013 10:42 PM
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Sure man, but do you realize how much they eat?
I think a Grizzly can get up to 1000 lbs.
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They will feed off of intruders


Or op
Jekyl

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07/21/2013 10:44 PM
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Sure you can. But first you need to see if it can become domesticated. A simple test for this is to do the following: First get yourself some bar-b-cue sauce and rub it all over your body. Then run in circles around this creature. If it doesn’t eat you first then yes, you can have this as a domesticated pet. Good luck genius.
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honey works even better...
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I was gonna say
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07/21/2013 10:59 PM
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It worked fine for Grizzly Adams. Oh, wait that was a drugged up bear on a t.v.show.
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07/21/2013 11:01 PM
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Re: Is it legal for me to domesticate a Grizzly Bear as a pet?
Fuck that shit. You can't afford to feed a bear, get a wolverine. Even a bear will run from that.

It can eat the local,feral cat population and keep pit bulls out of your yard too

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