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All U.S. presidents related to European royalty and each other!

 
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Old article, but just goes to show that you can change presidents, but you can't change royal bloodlines!

7th-Grader: Obama, Most US Presidents Related
Girl, Grandfather Allegedly Create First President Family Tree Chart

POSTED: 10:58 am PDT October 23, 2009
UPDATED: 10:03 am PST February 15, 2010

SALINAS, Calif. -- A seventh-grader and her 80-year-old grandfather are allegedly the first people to discover that President Barack Obama is related to all other U.S. presidents except one.

BridgeAnne d'Avignon, who attends Monte Vista Christian School in Watsonville, traced that Obama, and all other U.S. presidents except Martin Van Buren, are related to John "Lackland" Plantagenet, a king of England and signer of the Magna Carta.

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The student and her grandfather, who is a genealogist, spent this past summer designing the first known family tree chart in history that shows the presidents' direct relationship. BridgeAnne's grandfather has researched president genealogy for 60 years.

"I'm very glad I got this done, and I think it will turn out to be a success," BridgeAnne said.

BridgeAnne has written to Obama, who she has concluded is her own 11th cousin, in hopes that she will get a chance to present the president with the chart.

BridgeAnne's U.S. Presidents Family Tree is set to be on display Oct. 28 at the Monte Vista Christian School.

[link to www.ksbw.com]
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Disgusting inbreeding pig fux.
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Welcome to last decade.
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Bush and Gore were no different:

Royal Red Carpet is Path to White House
Bush and Gore’s Bloodline Battle
By Tony Eufinger
ABC News
L O N D O N, Oct. 25

When it comes to picking the winner in the American presidential race, Britain's leading chroniclers of royal ancestors say they've never been wrong -- not once in almost 200 years.

Based on facts gleaned from the old scrolls and dusty archives of Burke's Peerage -- researchers of royal bloodlines since 1826 -- the Brits wager it will be Texas Gov. George W. Bush.

The presidential candidate with the most royal genes and chromosomes has, up to now, always won the White House, say the researchers at Burke's Peerage.

They say Bush's blue blood runs thicker than Vice President Al Gore's. In fact it trumps the royal ties of every other president to date, including his father's. It seems George W. has inherited his mother's deep blue blood-line.

His Royal Highness, King Dubya

Burke's publishing director, Harold Brooks-Baker says Bush's royal connections are startling.

[Bush] is closely related to every European Monarch both on and off the throne, says Brooks-Baker.

Some of the governor's royal kin include Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen Mother, Dutchess Sarah Fergy Ferguson and even the late Princess Diana.

His most prominent ancestor may be England's King Charles II, who shared the governor's vision of a strong military.

Going back nearly 1000 years, Brooks-Baker points out both the Bush and Pierce families [Barbara Bush's maiden name is Pierce] were high society.

Not one member of his family was working class, middle class, or even middle, middle class, he notes.

Al's Family Hardly Peasants

Gore's family members weren't exactly peasants. The vice president's family tree includes Charlemagne and three Holy Roman emperors.

And a good fight wouldn't frighten the vice presidents most famous ancestor, England's Edward I -- best known today as the king who defeated, then executed Braveheart.

Edward was also said to be very popular with the ladies. His descendent, Al Gore certainly won the hearts of many American ladies with that kiss he publicly planted on wife Tipper.

Although Gore is running a bit behind Bush in the European royal count, his blood-line runs close to some American home-grown nobility, including Thomas Jefferson, Daniel Boone, and Buffalo Bill Cody.

Trump Card

Buckingham Palace politely declined to comment on the recorded royal connections of either candidate.

This sort of thing happens every time there's an American Presidential Election, scoffed one palace official.

But if the Burke's Peerage prediction has its doubters, the company doesn't hesitate to defend its crowning legacy.

You can't just write off 200 years of accurate predictions, says Brooks-Baker pointing out Mike Dukakis learned about the royal factor the hard way. The 1988 Democratic nominee and son of Greek immigrants had no connections to any European thrones, and he lost in a landslide.

October Surpise?

Although Bush maintains a clear royal advantage, Burke's Peerage claims to know why the race is so close.

Never in the history of the United States have two presidential candidates been as well endowed with royal alliances.

However the royal researchers are hedging their bets saying their dig through the documents continues.

Brooks-Baker says Gore still has a chance to prove he's royal enough for the top job.
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Yes. My family is. George Washington and others. Well..Martha Custs..direct blood.
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Uh, that's how they get 'elected?'
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Aren't we all related in an Adam and Eve sort of way?
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Disgusting inbreeding pig fux.
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Thats my family you're talkin' about!


You'd be surprised how many millions there are in the U.S alone.
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Bush and Gore were no different:

Royal Red Carpet is Path to White House
Bush and Gore’s Bloodline Battle
By Tony Eufinger
ABC News
L O N D O N, Oct. 25

When it comes to picking the winner in the American presidential race, Britain's leading chroniclers of royal ancestors say they've never been wrong -- not once in almost 200 years.

Based on facts gleaned from the old scrolls and dusty archives of Burke's Peerage -- researchers of royal bloodlines since 1826 -- the Brits wager it will be Texas Gov. George W. Bush.

The presidential candidate with the most royal genes and chromosomes has, up to now, always won the White House, say the researchers at Burke's Peerage.

They say Bush's blue blood runs thicker than Vice President Al Gore's. In fact it trumps the royal ties of every other president to date, including his father's. It seems George W. has inherited his mother's deep blue blood-line.

His Royal Highness, King Dubya

Burke's publishing director, Harold Brooks-Baker says Bush's royal connections are startling.

[Bush] is closely related to every European Monarch both on and off the throne, says Brooks-Baker.

Some of the governor's royal kin include Britain's Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen Mother, Dutchess Sarah Fergy Ferguson and even the late Princess Diana.

His most prominent ancestor may be England's King Charles II, who shared the governor's vision of a strong military.

Going back nearly 1000 years, Brooks-Baker points out both the Bush and Pierce families [Barbara Bush's maiden name is Pierce] were high society.

Not one member of his family was working class, middle class, or even middle, middle class, he notes.

Al's Family Hardly Peasants

Gore's family members weren't exactly peasants. The vice president's family tree includes Charlemagne and three Holy Roman emperors.

And a good fight wouldn't frighten the vice presidents most famous ancestor, England's Edward I -- best known today as the king who defeated, then executed Braveheart.

Edward was also said to be very popular with the ladies. His descendent, Al Gore certainly won the hearts of many American ladies with that kiss he publicly planted on wife Tipper.

Although Gore is running a bit behind Bush in the European royal count, his blood-line runs close to some American home-grown nobility, including Thomas Jefferson, Daniel Boone, and Buffalo Bill Cody.

Trump Card

Buckingham Palace politely declined to comment on the recorded royal connections of either candidate.

This sort of thing happens every time there's an American Presidential Election, scoffed one palace official.

But if the Burke's Peerage prediction has its doubters, the company doesn't hesitate to defend its crowning legacy.

You can't just write off 200 years of accurate predictions, says Brooks-Baker pointing out Mike Dukakis learned about the royal factor the hard way. The 1988 Democratic nominee and son of Greek immigrants had no connections to any European thrones, and he lost in a landslide.

October Surpise?

Although Bush maintains a clear royal advantage, Burke's Peerage claims to know why the race is so close.

Never in the history of the United States have two presidential candidates been as well endowed with royal alliances.

However the royal researchers are hedging their bets saying their dig through the documents continues.

Brooks-Baker says Gore still has a chance to prove he's royal enough for the top job.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 887642

That is why there is an all out assault on us through fluoride, vaccinations, and the media, to dumb us down to their level of ignorance caused by centuries of inbreeding.

They can't have an intelectual argument, and don't want you to be able to have the ability to pose an argument that contridicts their veiw.
Can You Dig It?
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That is why there is an all out assault on us through fluoride, vaccinations, and the media, to dumb us down to their level of ignorance caused by centuries of inbreeding.
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Absolutely correct. But getting the sheep to take their fluoride, vaccines, mercury fillings and sucking up chemtrails without questioning anyone requires a certain amount of evil genius!
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JP Morgan was a Saxe-Coburg-Gotha cousin as well if I am not mistaken..
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The sheeple consists merely of humans, whereas TPTB are INBRED PIGS.
Coming to think of it, I wonder why we listen and bend over to pigs??
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YOU stupid americans belong to us you fuckers
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Anybody in the U.S. who comes from an English background most likely has royal blood if you go back in the family tree far enough. We were inbred over there and inbred here. The early English settlers married into the same families all the time, including cousins in their own families. That is how they kept land in the family. A lot of those families were old Norman families. Some are from wealthy families, some are the rednecks of America.
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apparently there is some secret handshake which allows them to identify each other...has something to do with the anus
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We are all related to some degree. The further back you go the smaller the population from which your ancestors came. Royalty has commoners as ancestors but you never hear about that.
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The sheeple consists merely of humans, whereas TPTB are INBRED PIGS.
Coming to think of it, I wonder why we listen and bend over to pigs??
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yes why , we are so many - they are not
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Yes. My family is. George Washington and others. Well..Martha Custs..direct blood.
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Lol Cousin...
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I am related to a king over their so what is your point?
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I am related to a king over there so what is your point?
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there
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I am related to a king over there so what is your point?

there
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Lets see, do you have any Assyrian blood in you?
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I am related to a king over there so what is your point?

there

Lets see, do you have any Assyrian blood in you?
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I am not from Iraq if that is what you mean!
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We are all related to some degree. The further back you go the smaller the population from which your ancestors came. Royalty has commoners as ancestors but you never hear about that.
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yes, they have , but

you never hear about that


because it has always in the past been forbidden

with mixture slaves and royals


how many royal "bastards" met death at birth ?

how many human girls were murdered ?


Exceptions exists

they existed because they had to

have renewal of genes occasionally



or a mighty king fell in love

but it almost never ended well, mostly death

to end the lineage
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i read about this in some novel.Although i don't know how obama could be related to English.I also read all the dynasties in Europe are related (english ,german,austrian,danish,norwegian/all nordic royal families,spanish,russian).
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But i really didnt knew US presidents are closely related to royal family of england.
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YOU stupid americans belong to us you fuckers
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oooookaaaaay...HERE WE COME! baby tard beavis bushtard zombies crazyjak sbus
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apparently there is some secret handshake which allows them to identify each other...has something to do with the anus
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O, beautiful. LMAO.

Mental image is great too. I see them all! ROTFL. Every time I see one on tee-vee hereafter, from Obama on back into the ancient silent news reels, I will see him/her doing the special secret handshake you mentioned here.
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Then, if we want to know who will be the next president of those who are in the running, we just find out which one is related to royalty.
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Shit please, the only thing that nagger Obama is related to, is some black dude in Africa and most likely a water buffalo.
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do you realize how uneducated this makes you sound. i think its about time humans stopped thinking in terms of race and imaginary lines in the sand called borders...wake up humans we are all of a place called earth we share this planet together...we are all equal.


also the whole president related to 1 king of england thing just begins to prove how set up our country is. although it does make me wonder how van buren got through as hes the only one of our presidents not related to king john.

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