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* * * * ALERT * * * * MY CAT JUST PUKED OVER EVERYTHING!!!

 
Anonymer Held
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Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!


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i remember having a sleep over with a friend once and waking up and seeing cat puke over everything.. i thought i was dreaming and i went back to bed.

woke up in the morning and realized otherwise!
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Pin this!!!!
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Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!


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Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!


5a

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+5 cats a pukin.
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Anonymer Held (OP)
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03/29/2010 06:13 PM
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Worse part is THE HAIRBALL DIDN'T EVEN COME UP!!!!!!

That means AT LEAST one more round of heavy puking!!!

They should tell you this BEFORE you bring them home.


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03/29/2010 06:15 PM
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The poor cat can't help it. Take her to the vet if she keeps getting sick.
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Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!


5a

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Keep a jumbo bag of Gritty Kitty handy.

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FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The poor cat can't help it. Take her to the vet if she keeps getting sick.
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I second that!

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My kitteh threw up on my head once....I sweat I saw him sticking his paw down his throat just before he sploded.....
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03/29/2010 06:31 PM
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My kitteh threw up on my head once....I sweat I saw him sticking his paw down his throat just before he sploded.....
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03/29/2010 06:39 PM
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The poor cat can't help it. Take her to the vet if she keeps getting sick.
 Quoting: Shemale Barbi


It's from licking themselves and getting hairballs.

Put a few drops of olive oil in the cats food OP, it will stop post of the puking.

putin
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03/29/2010 06:53 PM
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Also get a slicker brush and use it on the cat regularly... the excess hair is caught by the brush and not in the cat's gut. Cats love to be brushed and you might enjoy the process yourself.

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Anonymer Held
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03/29/2010 10:16 PM
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The poor cat can't help it. Take her to the vet if she keeps getting sick.


It's from licking themselves and getting hairballs.

Put a few drops of olive oil in the cats food OP, it will stop post of the puking.

putin
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Yeah, olive oil is good.

I give her just a little bit of hemp oil usually.

For some reason, it brings up the hairball without anything else. She was sitting on the couch next to me and just like hiccupped and it came right up like - ploop!

I just haven't done it for a couple of weeks and am paying the price. It's supposed to be really good for them also. She's almost 15 and when I give it to her regularly, she acts like a kitten and the shine on her coat comes back.

My fault, but cheesh!!!


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Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!


5a
 Quoting: Anonymer Held 926433



Been there, done it!!

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Everything? That's kinda hard to believe since it's usually a teaspoon...
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03/29/2010 10:20 PM
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This is why mine are outside! Not only will they gak up hairballs, but they'll puke their own food, and sometimes a partly digested mouse. I had my share of stepping on mushy mice when my cats had a cat door. No thanks. Kids make enough of a mess!
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NOTHING ON EARTH BEATS ROLLING OUT OF BED IN THE WEE A.M. HOURS TO STUMBLE TO THE JOHN OR KITCHEN

AND STEP BAREFOOT INTO A SMALL PILE OF KITTY BARF UP ON A RUG
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03/29/2010 10:26 PM
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Anonymer Held
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03/29/2010 11:27 PM
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Everything? That's kinda hard to believe since it's usually a teaspoon...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


Yes, EVERYTHING!!!!!!! It's what happens when I don't grab her in time and make it to the kitchen. She just spews ... like Old Faithful or something. And each gak she moves to another part of the rug!!! So it's here .... and there ... and over there .... and ...

Stepping on it is fun. It's why I turn the lights on if I do have to pee. Plus I may step on her as she sprawls anywhere she freakin' feels like it. Usually right in the doorway. Or half-on and half-off her little sherpa bed. Uses the rim for a pillow. God, she has such a cushy life and all I ask is that she throw-up on the linoleum or tile!!!

Since I'm in NYC, no mice gaks. That must be disgusting, but I'm sure she would if she could.

And she's never puked on my head yet. I'm sure she'll catch me laying down some day, but so far she hasn't timed it right.

Doom!!

Good name for a cat.

Bad kitty.
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The thread that never moves
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U need to change the food! Nothing is wrong with your cat!Listen to your animals, the food is bad!
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