Christ! What is wrong with freakin' cats?!!!

Can't they tell they're going to puke? Evidently, not since my cat eats everything in sight, drinks half of the water in her bowl and THEN when her stomach is close to bursting, pukes all over everything!!!

And cats can be litter-trained, but not trained to puke on the linoleum or tile!!!

If I don't grab her when she starts that weird series of hocking noises, she'll pick the rug and I'm sick of cleaning up the goddamn rug after her!!! So it's a race to the kitchen as I'm holding her and trying not to get any down my shorts!!!

Stupid kitty!




welcome to my world.