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Thousands of Menehunes seen running across HWY. on Kauai island, since CERN fired up!

 
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Thousands of Menehunes seen running across HWY. on Kauai island, since CERN fired up!
lmao 1rof1 This is huge news on the little island of Kauai! Menehune have come out of the jungles, out of the ditches and HOLES, and 10's of thousands seen massing in the Waimea canyon. traffic backed up for miles, as armies of the little MENEHUNES crossed a major hwy near Kekaha, Kauai. several of the little dudes were seen hitting bamboo toke pipes. witnesses in Ele'Ele' say some are jumping up into Mango trees. some of the little fuckers were seen with glowing white balls of FIRE. others reported to KNN, the menehunes were yelling "volcano blow', hurry go". tourists have bought up all the binoculars at Costco! WOA, something is jumping up and down on my roof, gotta go. ALOHHHHAAAAAAAAA~~~~~~~~~~~. damned shroom shroom chuckle CERN DID IT!
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Re: Thousands of Menehunes seen running across HWY. on Kauai island, since CERN fired up!
What are these things?
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What are these things?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 769657


google it
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What are these things?
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ditto
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Giant cockroaches
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His rattling your chain
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Menehune are the 'little people' of Hawaii, similar to pixies or trolls.

Little Menehune Man
Little Menehune by Lady Gryphon



The folklore of many cultures around the world include stories of magical little people. Although most people easily recall the leprechauns of Ireland, in Hawaii the mischievous Menehune roam the deep forests at night.

Hawaii's legendary mystical and shy forest dwellers are small in size at about two feet high, although some are only six inches high and capable of fitting in the palm of someone's hand. According to legend they are very industrious master builders that use their great strength to accomplish mighty feats of engineering and construction overnight.

Many Hawaiian sources in recent years had suggested that the Menehune were indeed mythic creatures borne from the early period of the evolution of Hawaiian society. One explanation that I had been given suggested that Menehune were actually the first settlers of Hawai'i - descendants of the Marquesas islanders who were believed to have first occupied the Hawaiian Islands anywhere from 0 to 350 A.D. When the Tahitian invasion occurred about 1100 A.D., this theory goes, the first settlers were subdued by the physically larger Tahitians. Remnants of these earlier inhabitants of Hawaii would naturally then hide from the new invaders, occupying secret places in the valleys during the day, but scourging for food during the dark of night. Thus was born the legend of the little people of the Islands.

Historians believe that Menehune comes from the Tahitian Manahune, or commoner, and refers to a race of people who were small in social rather than physical stature.
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Why not say cockroaches then?
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LOOK UP: "ANCIENT LEMURIANS AND THE MENEHUNES"
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and so it begins.....

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