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Is there a way to invite alien abduction?

 
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Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
Just wondering. abduct
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realdamned rofl
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:realdamned: rofl
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
I was just about to post that video

really freaky stuff happened to me after i watched it
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first of all they don't abduct..

you wanna meet them?

go out into nature far away from people and ask:)
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
first of all they don't abduct..

you wanna meet them?

go out into nature far away from people and ask:)
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i'll agree with that, i did that as a kid, (never heard of the shit before)

snuck outside found the raccoons in the creek and asked.

still piecing it all together
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
smoky quartz with recorder marks....

like this one

[link to www.naturalhistoryauctions.com]

the markings on certain crystals are information they want/need....you may not be abducted, but you will be visited.....

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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
first of all they don't abduct..

you wanna meet them?

go out into nature far away from people and ask:)
 Quoting: *Shaun*

Okay, I want a meet and greet. :)
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
sleep naked.
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
if you really want to make contact, just believe. you deserve to know if they really are out there, you can handle a sighting and if you truly believe they will come one of those times, they will come. they won't abduct you, but they will give you an ineffable sight. and you'll know right away they aren't the bad guys.



Last Edited by ll eNeRgY ll on 03/31/2010 10:37 PM
YOU are not your body, YOU are inside of your body. Your body is temporary, but YOU are forever.


"All those prophets don't hear that Cosmic laughter."
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
While I believe in aliens, I do not believe that because you want to be "abducted" that they will do it. I believe that the people that they are studying have something very special about them....like their dna or medical conditions.
There is a very good reason why they have interest in the people that they do.

And even if you were abducted...you would not remember it anyway...so you will be sitting there asking for something that has already happened to you and you would not even know it.

Why would you ask this question anyway? You might just be calling on the "bad" ones and have a horrifying experience if they decide to come get you....playing with fire in my eyes.
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
i get needle marks, scabs, or trianglar cuts on my body on a nightly basis you sure you want this in your life?
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
Dance naked under a black light slathered in crisco for 13 minutes every 3rd Friday when the moon is new. Be patient. It takes awhile.
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Dance naked under a black light slathered in crisco for 13 minutes every 3rd Friday when the moon is new. Be patient. It takes awhile.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 877576

YOU are not your body, YOU are inside of your body. Your body is temporary, but YOU are forever.


"All those prophets don't hear that Cosmic laughter."
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
i have no idea.. here try this.


let us know if anything happens! we don't know if they're "into" opera. here's a way to find out.

MOZART - ABDUCTION FROM THE SERAGLIO -IMPOSSIBLE PERFORMANCE

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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
When they come for you....
Two options... Leave Earth,or stay (mind wipe sometimes included).
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farts

rofl
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
While I believe in aliens, I do not believe that because you want to be "abducted" that they will do it. I believe that the people that they are studying have something very special about them....like their dna or medical conditions.
There is a very good reason why they have interest in the people that they do.

And even if you were abducted...you would not remember it anyway...so you will be sitting there asking for something that has already happened to you and you would not even know it.

Why would you ask this question anyway? You might just be calling on the "bad" ones and have a horrifying experience if they decide to come get you....playing with fire in my eyes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 907926

Thanks for answering this. I am going through a very bad time and I would like to escape this world. I thought maybe that would be an interesting way to do it. ;) I don't want to be dead. I want to be transformed in some kind of way.
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
sleep naked.
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Had I done more things naked, I would still be on top of my game! Don't ask.... rofl
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something
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Not really, but I want a certain pain to go away forever...
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Play with Ouija boards.
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
Thanks to all of you who answered. I appreciate all input. ;)
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You could be outstanding in your field! :)
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something

Not really, but I want a certain pain to go away forever...
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Just tell him you want a divorce......:(
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something

Not really, but I want a certain pain to go away forever...
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Trust in GOD, pray to the creator of ALL things.
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
Thanks for answering this. I am going through a very bad time and I would like to escape this world. I thought maybe that would be an interesting way to do it. ;) I don't want to be dead. I want to be transformed in some kind of way.
 Quoting: Myrtle

Can you hold out till August?

Thread: For those of you who are ready to get off this planet, here's your chance:
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something

Not really, but I want a certain pain to go away forever...

Just tell him you want a divorce......:(
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe

SAY WHAT?
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
Thanks for answering this. I am going through a very bad time and I would like to escape this world. I thought maybe that would be an interesting way to do it. ;) I don't want to be dead. I want to be transformed in some kind of way.

Can you hold out till August?

Thread: For those of you who are ready to get off this planet, here's your chance:
 Quoting: ObeWayneKenobe


What the hell happens in August??
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Re: Is there a way to invite alien abduction?
why you want to get gang probed up the ass or something

Not really, but I want a certain pain to go away forever...



Trust in GOD, pray to the creator of ALL things.
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I'm hoping to see the light!
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You could be outstanding in your field! :)
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Do I know you??!

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