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LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED AND IMPREGNATED

 
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LAST NIGHT I WAS ABDUCTED AND IMPREGNATED
APRIL FOOLS MORONS
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Fail!..


lol
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i believe you.

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 Quoting: ttowngrl

just because you don't remember me doing it, doesn't mean it didn't happen. rufies are lovely.
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 Quoting: ttowngrl

Is pud the daddy?
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is the baby going to be from oklahoma?

i can't remember.
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 Quoting: ttowngrl

Umm...we do ANAL PROBING...Impregnation..not so much..but you are Hot..I say your myspace..
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that's hawt..
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 Quoting: ttowngrl


I didn't know there were female asswipes..
Whooda thunk it?
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You only THINK you weren't impregnated by an Alien. That's a big part of why they're so successful at what they do. You'll assume the baby has human genes and raise it as your own. Don't you know this shit? Your "this is only an April Fools ruse" is just a mindfuck by the Aliens. They got you body and mind.
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good girl - that's what they hoped you'd say

...all make believe...

where do you think the idea for this thread came from?
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:ofgdggy:
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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Umm...we do ANAL PROBING...Impregnation..not so much..but you are Hot..I say your myspace..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931719


double anal probing at weekends
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:ofgdggy:
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you really aren't very artistic are you?

you know - google images is amazing - you have to stick with it and go to the later page number results as well

you spend months on your pc and all we ever see is you toggling 5 or 6 pictures

be artistic - that's what's missing
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:ofgdggy:


you really aren't very artistic are you?

you know - google images is amazing - you have to stick with it and go to the later page number results as well

you spend months on your pc and all we ever see is you toggling 5 or 6 pictures

be artistic - that's what's missing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931734


uh...thanks for the critique. who are you

ETA: Oh, here you are....your beautifully crafted intelligent thread about PORN

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Last Edited by Only Me on 04/01/2010 05:36 PM
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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04/01/2010 05:43 PM
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that's me!!!!!!!!

yes - I'm in a fairly open mood tonight...
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ha ahaaha aaAZ



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 Quoting: ttowngrl

Darn! I thought it was you I had my way with last night. :D I forgot to ask her name. ;)

Ribbit :)

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What a disappointment, thought you would have least spun a yarn for a few more posts :P
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Oh, by the way, if you ever feel the need to be abducted and impregnated, Phoenix is your man :D
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April Fools eh? Thank you for proving our new memory wipe technique works better than we could have hoped for. Oh, and congratulations on your pregnancy!
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April Fools eh? Thank you for proving our new memory wipe technique works better than we could have hoped for. Oh, and congratulations on your pregnancy!
 Quoting: aLiEn ImPrEgNaToR 377641


child support - shit
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I KNOW. YOU TOOK IT GOOD.


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Its no biggie. Unless you are male, in which case, YOWZAA!
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Shucks... I was gonna offer my sincerest congratulations!

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 Quoting: ttowngrl


Bitch on Wheel's...Try Us Again!!!
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April Fools eh? Thank you for proving our new memory wipe technique works better than we could have hoped for. Oh, and congratulations on your pregnancy!


child support - shit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931734



I don't think your Earth courts have any jursidiction in the Akkadian star system, so I should be O.K. Besides, the mother won't survive the delivery anyway so child support is a moot issue.

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