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I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....

 
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I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
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04/01/2010 05:09 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Someone will eventually tell her.
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04/01/2010 05:11 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
How do you know she's pregnant then?

I call BS
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
How do you know she's pregnant then?

I call BS
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Didn't you read my OP, retard?
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

More like you dodged your personal responsibility.
You are just another loser, in a vast sea of losers that we all call humanity.

/golfclap
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04/01/2010 05:12 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Later in life you may feel differently.
Then it could be too late.
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04/01/2010 05:13 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
How do you know she's pregnant then?

I call BS
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Right - friend of friend, and you think she doesn't know how to reach out and touch you?

you're very naiive.
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Man up
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04/01/2010 05:14 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
It could be any of two dozen possible fathers...

Keep your DNA to yourself:)

Good Luck
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04/01/2010 05:15 PM
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Man up
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If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!
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04/01/2010 05:18 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
my buddy was in the same spot. The girl see him and got a suit against him, that was five years after she have the brat. The judge bust his ass man, 2 years in the slammer and have to pay for the kid too, all the money he owed! The judge did it cause he said the guy know and didnt say nothing. Bad news man. After that I always wear cotrsepshun. scared the shit outta me.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587


she doesn't have to find you karma will you peice of shit
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better go to mexico op.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



step up be a man and be responsible and call her.

Last Edited by Nailer45 on 04/01/2010 05:20 PM
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!
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The world has gone to shit because of people like you OP.
grats bro.
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better go to mexico op.
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+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.
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my buddy was in the same spot. The girl see him and got a suit against him, that was five years after she have the brat. The judge bust his ass man, 2 years in the slammer and have to pay for the kid too, all the money he owed! The judge did it cause he said the guy know and didnt say nothing. Bad news man. After that I always wear cotrsepshun. scared the shit outta me.
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let's hope none of you dipshits reproduce! one is just a loser all together who applauds the murder of a child and the other one is just as bad and can't spell. you guys are awesome! rolleyes
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Be a salesMAN. Convince her to abort it.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



sigh
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better go to mexico op.


+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.
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she's a ho what about him? it takes two to tango
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with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

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Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

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Be a salesMAN. Convince her to abort it.
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yeah that sounds great seel her on murder you people are sick!
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better go to mexico op.


+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.

she's a ho what about him? it takes two to tango
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Not very bright are you. If a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" was able to give you the news, what's to stop this girl from using the same friends to track you down? And just think if she has already found you but is just waiting until the baby is born to give you the news or worse yet, she waits until the kid is about 5 years old and THEN she takes your butt to court? She will be in control of the entire situation when the judge hears how you "ignored" her news of your fatherhood and the rough financial times she and your child have had since she gave birth. You didn't get away with anything.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
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hf
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
If you always go to clubs and use fake names to look for sex, why don't you just hire a professional and contribute to the American economy while eliminating the trail of tragedy you are leaving?
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S l U T

BUT HEY ACCIDENTS HAPPEN GO AND FIND HER
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You have chosen this soul to incarnate pre-birth.

This "Whore" was in your pre-birth planning sessions with your guides in the Hall of Wisdom or Records.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

there's the way you get caught. your 'friend' will drop you in it. eventually.