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I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....

 
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just quietly disappear from her life. Don't look back.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Please tell me how they'll test me for DNA when she doesn't know my name or where I live?
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Because you're stupid, she won't have any trouble finding you.
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better go to mexico op.


+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.

she's a ho what about him? it takes two to tango

you're so cool amberlamps
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Is she really THE Amber Lamps?
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?
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no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
no the bullet will hit you but not until later in life when you realize you probably have a child out there somewhere and have no hope of ever finding that child.

that would be much worse than keeping in touch with the girl and facing the consequences. doesn't seem that way now, but 10-20 years from now you will be living in hell wishing you had done it differently.

also imagine how you would feel if your father abandoned you like that. you may never face this child and see the pain, but it will be there, and you will know, none-the-less

anonstoner

you are focused on avoiding consequences for the short term, you should be thinking more long term because you will be bitten in the ass hard if you do not
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In order to have remorse one must first have a concience, but judging from what the OP has written thus far I'd say he'll have no regrets.
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stupid OP
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better go to mexico op.


+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.

she's a ho what about him? it takes two to tango


HE, is an approved ho.

SHE, is an unapproved ho.

Can't you see the difference? What are you freaking blind or something?
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no but you apparently are
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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Butt Sex..
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better go to mexico op.


+1

you're fucked there, buddy.

the longer you wait to confront it, the worse it's gonna be for you.

she's obviously a ho. you could probably offer to pay for the abortion and she'd go for it. do it now before it's too late and you have 18 years of that bitch robbing your paycheck.

she's a ho what about him? it takes two to tango


HE, is an approved ho.

SHE, is an unapproved ho.

Can't you see the difference? What are you freaking blind or something?


no but you apparently are
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LOL, I was just playing around.
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Everyone knows that OP is a useless fuck.
It's no mystery.
No sense in getting all upset over it.

He probably had a bad home life himself, and doesnt know his dad either.

Just another link in the chain is all, and he is too weak to break it.

don't hate him, just pity him.
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.
 Quoting: ~Amber~

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

hahahahha you wish
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish
 Quoting: ~Amber~

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak
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Butt Sex..
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Sooner or later it makes you homo lolatu
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



This quote of the OP actually disgusted me.

FYI, asshole, it takes 2 to make a kid, and I hope the kid strides through life, with no burdens, and turns around and becomes a stunning image of what you could of been had you not turned out the piece of shit that you are.

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Not very bright are you. If a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" was able to give you the news, what's to stop this girl from using the same friends to track you down? And just think if she has already found you but is just waiting until the baby is born to give you the news or worse yet, she waits until the kid is about 5 years old and THEN she takes your butt to court? She will be in control of the entire situation when the judge hears how you "ignored" her news of your fatherhood and the rough financial times she and your child have had since she gave birth. You didn't get away with anything.

My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2

you're a worthless piece of shit!

No..you can't have me.

bitch no one wants you! I got a REAL man. Who supports me and our 2 children. Unlike the piece of shit u r
 Quoting: ~Amber~


Amber is right here.

It is a shame that morality has fallen into the gutter. No wonder the united states and the world is in the state it is in now due to assinine attitudes like this.

As I say, you play, you pay. Praying that you are found out.

I would have rather seen a guy with your sick attitude get AIDS from promiscuity than making a poor innocent baby. If she has that baby, I hope she puts it up for adoption to some family who will love the child and teach it good morals.
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Your loss

another do
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2



This quote of the OP actually disgusted me.

FYI, asshole, it takes 2 to make a kid, and I hope the kid strides through life, with no burdens, and turns around and becomes a stunning image of what you could of been had you not turned out the piece of shit that you are.
 Quoting: The_TerrorisT

If she doesn't want the burdon of carrying a crotch-fruit for 9 months, it's her responsibility to use proper bc.

There are too many guys like me who are too smart for the stupid whores of the world, so ladies..when you go whoring around clubs, make sure you're on the pill..or have a good abortion doc on call.

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Here's what happened........nothing.

OP is a retard, and everyone who bought it, is a morAn.
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C * O * N * D * O * M * S


Did you give her herpes, too?
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DNA
Computer cross reference
Back child support

Those three words should clue you in. While they might not have a complete DNA data base it's only a matter of time like say ten years. Then they will find out your the father.
And you will pay the interest on the back ten years child support. Imagine a number with 6 figures.

Do something right or pay a lot later.
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Here's what happened........nothing.

OP is a retard, and everyone who bought it, is a morAn.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 564424


never the less, being a father who moved two states to keep up with his ex, and pays child support regularly and makes plenty of personal sacrafices to stay friends with my EX and my dauther...... I hope OP gets hit by a truck ! a Condom Truck, F'ing big one. 18 wheeler. now THATS poetic Justice. im gonna smile and contemplate that for a min.
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C * O * N * D * O * M * S


Did you give her herpes, too?
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No I didn't have a break out that night, however, that's what I gave you the other evening....sorry Faith.
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Actually, this kid, should she decide to keep it would have less heartache in his life without this piece of garbage in it.
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



You are a pathetic example of humanity - hope this is April Fool bullshit - if not, wish your parents had aborted you.

Damn - what a freaking loser.
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!



You are a pathetic example of humanity - hope this is April Fool bullshit - if not, wish your parents had aborted you.

Damn - what a freaking loser.
 Quoting: Turtles Know

+1000
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit
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Well which one is it then, trailer trash?
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did

Last Edited by ~Amber~ on 04/01/2010 06:15 PM
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.

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