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I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....

 
~Amber~

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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.
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thank u
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!



You are a pathetic example of humanity - hope this is April Fool bullshit - if not, wish your parents had aborted you.

Damn - what a freaking loser.
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So are you for abortion or not, good Christian? Remember, all followers of jesus shall not judge...dumbass.


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my buddy was in the same spot. The girl see him and got a suit against him, that was five years after she have the brat. The judge bust his ass man, 2 years in the slammer and have to pay for the kid too, all the money he owed! The judge did it cause he said the guy know and didnt say nothing. Bad news man. After that I always wear cotrsepshun. scared the shit outta me.
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He's right. If she finds out where you are she can get a court order to get a DNA test on you to see if your the baby's father. Then she can go after you for child support for 18 years!!!
You are hooped if she finds you. Move to Peru.
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did
 Quoting: ~Amber~

LOL! KS??!! $80K!!?? Are you trying to brag or insult yourself?

Kansas GIVES AWAY land...FREE! KS is BEGGING people to take land and homestead it because no one but trailer trash wants to live there.

You couldn't buy a treehouse where I live for $80K...nice try.

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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.
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That shiet wont work man, and that's why you're licking ass and the OP is really licking that ass.
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Not very bright are you. If a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" was able to give you the news, what's to stop this girl from using the same friends to track you down? And just think if she has already found you but is just waiting until the baby is born to give you the news or worse yet, she waits until the kid is about 5 years old and THEN she takes your butt to court? She will be in control of the entire situation when the judge hears how you "ignored" her news of your fatherhood and the rough financial times she and your child have had since she gave birth. You didn't get away with anything.

My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2
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they can follow your friend right to you or have a private investigator do it. my friend is one and he can find anyone. OP, you will be found if she wants to find you. anyway, why didn't you wear protection? aren't your afraid of picking up a disease? you are just stupid and maybe your kid if she has it should not get to know what a scumbag you are.
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did

LOL! KS??!! $80K!!?? Are you trying to brag or insult yourself?

Kansas GIVES AWAY land...FREE! KS is BEGGING people to take land and homestead it because no one but trailer trash wants to live there.

You couldn't buy a treehouse where I live for $80K...nice try.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

[link to www.kansasfreeland.com]

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~Amber~

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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did

LOL! KS??!! $80K!!?? Are you trying to brag or insult yourself?

Kansas GIVES AWAY land...FREE! KS is BEGGING people to take land and homestead it because no one but trailer trash wants to live there.

You couldn't buy a treehouse where I live for $80K...nice try.

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587


well see where I'm from a piece of shit house is about 50 decent home run about 60-75 grand and nice homes are about 80 grand and then 100,000 dollar homes are brand new homes na d no ks does not give away free land you are dumb
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.

That shiet wont work man, and that's why you're licking ass and the OP is really licking that ass.
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clappa
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!
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why don't you abort your testicles
~Amber~

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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!


why don't you abort your testicles
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chuckle
2012 the new Y2K

I live my life with no pain just some rage and three kinds of yes-Interpol

with one hand you calm me with one hand I'm steel-Editors

Oh how I'd like to diffuse your time bomb anger-It's screaming danger danger-311

Through God all things are possible

I'm calmer than you are!

live laugh love and never give up

It's hard to remember that our lives are such a short time-It's hard to remember to live before you die-It's hard to remember it's hard to remember-Modest Mouse

"I pledge allegiance to the flag but I'll take it back when I see fit. To the Republic for which it stands; I'm getting tired of your shit. One nation under God still uses His name in vain to bleedem. There's Liberty and Justice if you got the cash to pay for freedom."-chris chenoweth
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did

LOL! KS??!! $80K!!?? Are you trying to brag or insult yourself?

Kansas GIVES AWAY land...FREE! KS is BEGGING people to take land and homestead it because no one but trailer trash wants to live there.

You couldn't buy a treehouse where I live for $80K...nice try.

laugh


well see where I'm from a piece of shit house is about 50 decent home run about 60-75 grand and nice homes are about 80 grand and then 100,000 dollar homes are brand new homes na d no ks does not give away free land you are dumb
 Quoting: ~Amber~

You should edit your post before you continue to embarass yourself, hillbilly.

[link to www.thehappyrock.com]

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04/01/2010 06:27 PM
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Ignore him. He's a dickless troll. Thought he grew a pube till he pissed out of it.
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OP is a virgin
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C * O * N * D * O * M * S


Did you give her herpes, too?

No I didn't have a break out that night, however, that's what I gave you the other evening....sorry Faith.
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LOL -- good comeback
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My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2



This quote of the OP actually disgusted me.

FYI, asshole, it takes 2 to make a kid, and I hope the kid strides through life, with no burdens, and turns around and becomes a stunning image of what you could of been had you not turned out the piece of shit that you are.

If she doesn't want the burdon of carrying a crotch-fruit for 9 months, it's her responsibility to use proper bc.

There are too many guys like me who are too smart for the stupid whores of the world, so ladies..when you go whoring around clubs, make sure you're on the pill..or have a good abortion doc on call.

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You know, it doesn't matter if this thread is BS or not. There are many guys like this. And it is a warning to women everywhere because this is the reason casual sex is bad. It will come back to bite you and possibly leave you with a kid to raise or an abortion that will haunt you the rest of your life. I am not even mentioning the diseases you could catch. Think before giving it up to a guy you hardly know and even one you do know before there is a firm commitment. If you must relieve tension or whatever just buy a damn vibrator.
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My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2



This quote of the OP actually disgusted me.

FYI, asshole, it takes 2 to make a kid, and I hope the kid strides through life, with no burdens, and turns around and becomes a stunning image of what you could of been had you not turned out the piece of shit that you are.

If she doesn't want the burdon of carrying a crotch-fruit for 9 months, it's her responsibility to use proper bc.

There are too many guys like me who are too smart for the stupid whores of the world, so ladies..when you go whoring around clubs, make sure you're on the pill..or have a good abortion doc on call.

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Ya know.. I'm a married female and I kind of agree with you. The woman has a choice when she unexpectedly gets pregnant, but the man does not. -a married female that does NOT want children.
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amber, must you be the center of attention for EVERY thread you post in?

no this isn't about being the center of attention idiot this is about a worthless scum bug who should have his dick ripped off.

Is that why you tried biting it off last night?

hahahahha you wish

uh...no, I really don't.

Your snaggle teeth could skin a fucking daikon root, there's no way by cock goes anywhere near that nasty, vile, toothless mouth of yours...

yak
yak
yak

first I have snaggle teeth and now I'm toothless you are a bonified dipshit

Well which one is it then, trailer trash?

y don't u tell me since you seem to be so highly intellegent and know so much about me. Hmmm I wonder how many people classified as trailer trash could buy an 80,000 dollar house in ks like I did

LOL! KS??!! $80K!!?? Are you trying to brag or insult yourself?

Kansas GIVES AWAY land...FREE! KS is BEGGING people to take land and homestead it because no one but trailer trash wants to live there.

You couldn't buy a treehouse where I live for $80K...nice try.

laugh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



Look, mr. scum-sucker, you have no business calling anyone any sort of trash. You've revealed enough about your character to put you at about the level of an amoeba on a worm inside a rotting piece of garbage at the bottom of the trash heap.
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.
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Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.
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congrats everyone...you have been trolled
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Man up

If it were up to me, I'd have her get an abortion...of course the man has no say in such matters, so let her live with the burden!



You are a pathetic example of humanity - hope this is April Fool bullshit - if not, wish your parents had aborted you.

Damn - what a freaking loser.

So are you for abortion or not, good Christian? Remember, all followers of jesus shall not judge...dumbass.


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No, I don't believe in killing babies. I believe that if you play - you pay.

You idiots use that as though you know of which you speak - you don't.

I judge to determine which shitheads I should stay away from. Other than that - fuck yourselves over - I don't care.
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congrats everyone...you have been trolled
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"cybock"
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.



Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.
 Quoting: Turtles Know

I can't help but notice that Amber and you sure can't stay away from such a "trailer trash OP", huh?
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congrats everyone...you have been trolled
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yeah well. Even tho we know it, it struck close to home for a few of us.. now wheres that Condom Trcuk, co'mon driver! 10 points if you get him airborn !
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.



Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.

I can't help but notice that Amber and you sure can't stay away from such a "trailer trash OP", huh?
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Just looking at your awful OP - but childish bunny - I just came in here - if you're looking to justify your pathetic views on life - go somewhere else.

Baby killer.
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.



Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.

I can't help but notice that Amber and you sure can't stay away from such a "trailer trash OP", huh?



Just looking at your awful OP - but childish bunny - I just came in here - if you're looking to justify your pathetic views on life - go somewhere else.

Baby killer.
 Quoting: Turtles Know

No, I haven't killed any, but if given the power, I'd be a god damn serial abortionist, good christian!
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...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance

More like you dodged your personal responsibility.
You are just another loser, in a vast sea of losers that we all call humanity.

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it takes two to tango.
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.



Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.

I can't help but notice that Amber and you sure can't stay away from such a "trailer trash OP", huh?



Just looking at your awful OP - but childish bunny - I just came in here - if you're looking to justify your pathetic views on life - go somewhere else.

Baby killer.
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the baby killers are the ones who let their children be raised by others.
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Someone will eventually tell her.
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+1 plus 1 word TRASH
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I think your Avatar portrays you well Amber, and you are very cute. F these haters.



Sorry the trailer trash OP of this thread is messing with you girl - but just file it under T - you know, trash.

I can't help but notice that Amber and you sure can't stay away from such a "trailer trash OP", huh?



Just looking at your awful OP - but childish bunny - I just came in here - if you're looking to justify your pathetic views on life - go somewhere else.

Baby killer.

No, I haven't killed any, but if given the power, I'd be a god damn serial abortionist, good christian!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



please abort your testicles or at least think about sterilizing yourself, in a good way