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I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....

 
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04/01/2010 06:47 PM
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congrats everyone...you have been trolled
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04/01/2010 06:47 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
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to be honest you sound like my dad
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04/01/2010 06:49 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance


to be honest you sound like my dad
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Let's go get a beer, son.

cheers
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04/01/2010 06:49 PM
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in about 17 years we will see a thread on here titled " my stupid worthless sperm donor of a "dad" knocked up my mom and ran away "
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04/01/2010 06:51 PM
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in about 17 years we will see a thread on here titled " my stupid worthless sperm donor of a "dad" knocked up my mom and ran away "
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That made me laugh.

lmao
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04/01/2010 06:52 PM
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Real men don't whore around.
Real men defend and protect babies, not abandon them.
Be a real man.
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04/01/2010 06:53 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587


You are an irresponsible jack***. It's people like you, who give people like me, who pay child support and take responsibility for our actions and our children, a bad name.

She will find out who you are.
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04/01/2010 06:54 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
no the bullet will hit you but not until later in life when you realize you probably have a child out there somewhere and have no hope of ever finding that child.

that would be much worse than keeping in touch with the girl and facing the consequences. doesn't seem that way now, but 10-20 years from now you will be living in hell wishing you had done it differently.

also imagine how you would feel if your father abandoned you like that. you may never face this child and see the pain, but it will be there, and you will know, none-the-less

anonstoner

you are focused on avoiding consequences for the short term, you should be thinking more long term because you will be bitten in the ass hard if you do not



In order to have remorse one must first have a concience, but judging from what the OP has written thus far I'd say he'll have no regrets.
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that will change in time
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04/01/2010 06:55 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

If you didn't wear a rubber maybe there's something you *didn't* dodge. Better get yerself to the doctor pronto! And again in six months!

lmao
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04/01/2010 06:56 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Please tell me how they'll test me for DNA when she doesn't know my name or where I live?

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The day is comming when they will have everyones DNA on file. It's pretty easy for a computer to cross reference. Might not be today but sooner or later then BAM back child support 100,000. And they will go after you for that money.
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04/01/2010 06:57 PM
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Please tell me how they'll test me for DNA when she doesn't know my name or where I live?


The day is comming when they will have everyones DNA on file. It's pretty easy for a computer to cross reference. Might not be today but sooner or later then BAM back child support 100,000. And they will go after you for that money.
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wow can't wait for that hope its tmz
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04/01/2010 06:58 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance


to be honest you sound like my dad

Let's go get a beer, son.

cheers
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lol my dad abandoned me and im a women
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04/01/2010 06:59 PM
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if this thread is true then the girl already knows where he lives. she might even claim rape. hey it is OP's word against hers. even if she invited him inside and she said no then it is still rape. he is sunk.
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04/01/2010 06:59 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587


You will have that guilt for the rest of your life....
Anonymous Coward
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04/01/2010 06:59 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Not very bright are you. If a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" was able to give you the news, what's to stop this girl from using the same friends to track you down? And just think if she has already found you but is just waiting until the baby is born to give you the news or worse yet, she waits until the kid is about 5 years old and THEN she takes your butt to court? She will be in control of the entire situation when the judge hears how you "ignored" her news of your fatherhood and the rough financial times she and your child have had since she gave birth. You didn't get away with anything.

My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587



So you have unprotected sex with random women using fake names and congratulate yourself that you knocked one up... and you call the woman a whore?

Sir, you every bit a whore, a slut, a skank, and a regular STD idiot.

....and considering your level of ethics, I suspect your friend is just as much of an idiot as you are....

Truth will out... and DNA tells no lies.
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04/01/2010 06:59 PM
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Hey OP, if they ever do catch up with you, one of the safest places in the country that I know of is Beaverton Oregon.

Their child support enforcement there is a friggin joke.
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04/01/2010 07:01 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance


You will have that guilt for the rest of your life....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931886



He obviously does not have the moral fiber or brains to have guilt, but disease.... very likely he has and/or will have something nasty from unprotected sex.
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04/01/2010 07:02 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance


You will have that guilt for the rest of your life....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 931886

No guilt nor remorse...only weak asses feel that.

She should've used bc if she wanted to fuck around...simple as that.

She can still get an abortion and have a very happy life...hopefully she makes the right choice.
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04/01/2010 07:03 PM
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OP's thread title in ten years will be "I just got a bill for 127,000 dollars for back child I'm screwed"
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04/01/2010 07:04 PM
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No condom when having random hookup sex with someone you met at the club? You must be diseased already.

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04/01/2010 07:05 PM
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You morAns got taken.

If you think this shit is real, you are dumb.

dumbass
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04/01/2010 07:17 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 917587

Having unprotected sex is like Russian roulette. You are lucky if you did not get an STD. If you did, you are required by law to contact all of your sex partners. As it is congratulations for contributing to the decline of western civilization. Now there will be yet another single parent family, another child that does not have both parents to bring it up and educate it, so its chances of becoming yet another loser is increased. If the child has medical problems, its genetic record will be incomplete. You are seriously irresponsible, both to yourself and other human beings. If you think this way you are too immature to be a father anyway. However, the chances that you will be eventually caught and held responsible, financially are very high. From now on you will have to be careful of every single bit of genetic information you leave lying around, just in case there is a private detective after you, waiting to get some for genetic testing.
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04/01/2010 07:23 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
Not very bright are you. If a "friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend" was able to give you the news, what's to stop this girl from using the same friends to track you down? And just think if she has already found you but is just waiting until the baby is born to give you the news or worse yet, she waits until the kid is about 5 years old and THEN she takes your butt to court? She will be in control of the entire situation when the judge hears how you "ignored" her news of your fatherhood and the rough financial times she and your child have had since she gave birth. You didn't get away with anything.

My friend who told me would NEVER spill the beans to that whore...I'm not worried at all!

So yes, I am smart...at least i won't have to support a whore and her kid for 18 yrs!

pump2
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You mean you won't have to support a whore and YOUR kid? You're a fucking piece of shit pal.
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04/01/2010 07:24 PM
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Didn't read the whole thread. Don't know if anyone has suggested this yet--

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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04/01/2010 08:49 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
...so I guess I'm off the hook!

We met at a club. I always give a fake name at clubs. We went to her apartment and had sex. I find out she's pregnant through by friend who heard it from her best friend.

Is there anyway I can get caught? She doesn't know where I live, nor my real name.

I dodged a bullet!!

dance


You will have that guilt for the rest of your life....

No guilt nor remorse...only weak asses feel that.

She should've used bc if she wanted to fuck around...simple as that.

She can still get an abortion and have a very happy life...hopefully she makes the right choice.
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You're a scab - hopes someone yanks you off of the skin of humanity.
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04/01/2010 08:57 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
OP is just playing with you all
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04/01/2010 09:00 PM
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Re: I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....
the only way to avoid responsibility is to change your name, drop all your current friends, and move.
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04/01/2010 09:15 PM
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run so she doesnt child support your ass bro... u love your hard earned money right? i mean come on its her fault.. she knew the risk.. she is trying to get you for your cheddar bro.. run.. run for your life..
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04/02/2010 09:40 AM
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No guilt nor remorse...only weak asses feel that.

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Don't kid yourself son, you are weak.
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04/02/2010 09:43 AM
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lol

You guys are getting trolled SO HARD!

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