I got a girl pregnant, but she doesn't know my real name, or where I live....

to be honest you sound like my dad

Let's go get a beer, son.

in about 17 years we will see a thread on here titled " my stupid worthless sperm donor of a "dad" knocked up my mom and ran away "

That made me laugh.

Real men don't whore around.
Real men defend and protect babies, not abandon them.
Be a real man.

You are an irresponsible jack***. It's people like you, who give people like me, who pay child support and take responsibility for our actions and our children, a bad name.

She will find out who you are.

that will change in time

If you didn't wear a rubber maybe there's something you *didn't* dodge. Better get yerself to the doctor pronto! And again in six months!

The day is comming when they will have everyones DNA on file. It's pretty easy for a computer to cross reference. Might not be today but sooner or later then BAM back child support 100,000. And they will go after you for that money.

wow can't wait for that hope its tmz

lol my dad abandoned me and im a women

if this thread is true then the girl already knows where he lives. she might even claim rape. hey it is OP's word against hers. even if she invited him inside and she said no then it is still rape. he is sunk.

You will have that guilt for the rest of your life....

So you have unprotected sex with random women using fake names and congratulate yourself that you knocked one up... and you call the woman a whore?

Sir, you every bit a whore, a slut, a skank, and a regular STD idiot.

....and considering your level of ethics, I suspect your friend is just as much of an idiot as you are....

Truth will out... and DNA tells no lies.

Hey OP, if they ever do catch up with you, one of the safest places in the country that I know of is Beaverton Oregon.

Their child support enforcement there is a friggin joke.

He obviously does not have the moral fiber or brains to have guilt, but disease.... very likely he has and/or will have something nasty from unprotected sex.

No guilt nor remorse...only weak asses feel that.

She should've used bc if she wanted to fuck around...simple as that.

She can still get an abortion and have a very happy life...hopefully she makes the right choice.

OP's thread title in ten years will be "I just got a bill for 127,000 dollars for back child I'm screwed"

No condom when having random hookup sex with someone you met at the club? You must be diseased already.

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You morAns got taken.

If you think this shit is real, you are dumb.

Having unprotected sex is like Russian roulette. You are lucky if you did not get an STD. If you did, you are required by law to contact all of your sex partners. As it is congratulations for contributing to the decline of western civilization. Now there will be yet another single parent family, another child that does not have both parents to bring it up and educate it, so its chances of becoming yet another loser is increased. If the child has medical problems, its genetic record will be incomplete. You are seriously irresponsible, both to yourself and other human beings. If you think this way you are too immature to be a father anyway. However, the chances that you will be eventually caught and held responsible, financially are very high. From now on you will have to be careful of every single bit of genetic information you leave lying around, just in case there is a private detective after you, waiting to get some for genetic testing.

You mean you won't have to support a whore and YOUR kid? You're a fucking piece of shit pal.

Didn't read the whole thread. Don't know if anyone has suggested this yet--

[link to en.wikipedia.org]

You're a scab - hopes someone yanks you off of the skin of humanity.

OP is just playing with you all

the only way to avoid responsibility is to change your name, drop all your current friends, and move.

run so she doesnt child support your ass bro... u love your hard earned money right? i mean come on its her fault.. she knew the risk.. she is trying to get you for your cheddar bro.. run.. run for your life..

Don't kid yourself son, you are weak.

You guys are getting trolled SO HARD!