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I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.

 
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I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
My mentor is showing me how to draw up hexes, fixes, spells, and curses to ruin the life of my ex-gf.

I'll be performing my first ceremony tonight.

Have any of you ever practices voodoo? How'd it work for you?
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
My mentor is showing me how to draw up hexes, fixes, spells, and curses to ruin the life of my ex-gf.

I'll be performing my first ceremony tonight.

Have any of you ever practices voodoo? How'd it work for you?
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I think it worked well. My spell is complete, your life is ruined. I have succeed.
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
Never, just be aware what you send out comes back in three's. So, sending good thoughts tends to make a person happier in the long run! Just a word of caution, careful what you ask for!
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Do as you will, but harm none. What you intend to do has very serious consequences for yourself, what you put out you will receive back. This is a very bad idea, OP.....
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Never, just be aware what you send out comes back in three's. So, sending good thoughts tends to make a person happier in the long run! Just a word of caution, careful what you ask for!
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My Voodoo Houngan taught me that, yes, there is that possibility, however with his techniques he is able to eliminate the backlash of such "karma" with 99% success.

It's a chance I'm willing to take in order to completely squash my ex-gf for what she did to me.
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what did she do to you? was it really that bad?
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Do as you will, but harm none. What you intend to do has very serious consequences for yourself, what you put out you will receive back. This is a very bad idea, OP.....
 Quoting: lil*miss

My Voodoo Houngan has powerful, working spells that have helped high profile clients such as politicians and actors from around the globe.

His success has been amazing over the decades.
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what did she do to you? was it really that bad?
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My ex-gf is the most disgusting, vile, evil woman alive.

She stole my identity ruined my finances, sabotaged my years of hard work...I'm finished! My family has disowned me because of her, and she will pay dearly for this...I promise the Almighty she will!
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
so what kind of voodoo curse will you bestow upon your ex? (financial, pins in the arm, etc)?
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so what kind of voodoo curse will you bestow upon your ex? (financial, pins in the arm, etc)?
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My mentor will act as my Bokur and cast curses I need to bring lasting revenge upon my ex gf.

Powerful Petro Loas will be summoned to enact their vengeance upon her. This curse will bring ruin and destruction to the lives of not just my ex gf, but to her ENTIRE FAMILY!

She was warned, but failed to heed said warning.
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
I have a friend who married a guy that another girl wanted.
This girl would constantly put little spells on my friend because of this. What this girl didnt know, was that my friend also had a bruha that she visited every so often and told her spells were being cast on her. This chic did minor stuff though. Nothing live damaging. She did stuff like made her hair smell bad, made sure she had nightmares, made sure wedding ring finger was injured (which it was) on her wedding day so her ring wouldnt fit properly. Made her injure her toe also on her wedding day so she would walk funny down the isle. My friends bruha thought managed to remove the spells pretty quickly.

It was dueling bruha's.

Be carefull OP.
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She was warned, but failed to heed said warning.
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
I have a friend who married a guy that another girl wanted.
This girl would constantly put little spells on my friend because of this. What this girl didnt know, was that my friend also had a bruha that she visited every so often and told her spells were being cast on her. This chic did minor stuff though. Nothing live damaging. She did stuff like made her hair smell bad, made sure she had nightmares, made sure wedding ring finger was injured (which it was) on her wedding day so her ring wouldnt fit properly. Made her injure her toe also on her wedding day so she would walk funny down the isle. My friends bruha thought managed to remove the spells pretty quickly.

It was dueling bruha's.

Be carefull OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 823361

I respect the power of voodoo, and have been trained thoroughly with faith from my Houngan.

I have come to realize that some people are indeed evil and for those tortured souls, voodoo is necessary. Not only can Voodoo protect me from further evil, it can bring my life back to balance after being thrown into complete chaos.

She will pay with her very life she attempted to fortify by my life of hard work! Her family will pay! Her friends will pay!! I will not stop, nor will my houngan until the task is complete!
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Jesus = King > evil
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
They don't use Voodoo in Africa, it's a Hatian thing, even though the people who originated it came from Africa it's only called that in Haiti, a different type of cult magic is practised in Africa.

Exerpt from the book,'The Tokoloshi'
By the well known author 'Brian Moran'
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My ceremony is about to begin...Here is the actual photo of my altar with spirit bottles:

[link to www.imagedump.com]

more pics to come.
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
just remember, you can cast all the spells you want, but it is not without its price. you get to pay it back threefold.
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
They don't use Voodoo in Africa, it's a Hatian thing, even though the people who originated it came from Africa it's only called that in Haiti, a different type of cult magic is practised in Africa.

Exerpt from the book,'The Tokoloshi'
By the well known author 'Brian Moran'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 900466

This is not true.

My Houngan is from Ghana, it is actually called "Vodun" in West Africa, and it is indeed practiced abundantly there!
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04/01/2010 11:14 PM
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
They don't use Voodoo in Africa, it's a Hatian thing, even though the people who originated it came from Africa it's only called that in Haiti, a different type of cult magic is practised in Africa.

Exerpt from the book,'The Tokoloshi'
By the well known author 'Brian Moran'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 900466


they used it in new orleans, too. thats why they were taken out. just like haiti. voodoo can be used against the satanic cults that currently run the world. come to think of it, OP, if you are going to take this burden upon yourself by casting spells and such, why don't you use it where it could really count, instead of something so selfish & frivolous as an ex gf?
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She was warned, but failed to heed said warning.

I can't imagine why she left you.
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04/01/2010 11:20 PM
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
She was warned, but failed to heed said warning.

I can't imagine why she left you.
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I left her!

She ruined me! She destroyed my hard work! Decades of work is now gone! She will so dearly pay for those deeds, as will her family and closest friends! If she is to become a mother her children will carry her burdens of her misdeeds FOREVER!!!
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KARMA'S A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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She was warned, but failed to heed said warning.

I can't imagine why she left you.

I left her!

She ruined me! She destroyed my hard work! Decades of work is now gone! She will so dearly pay for those deeds, as will her family and closest friends! If she is to become a mother her children will carry her burdens of her misdeeds FOREVER!!!
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Just do it to her.. not her family :X
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btw the image needs a passcode
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can your mentor take just a moment to help post a pic?
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
Are you sure you want to embrace the dark side?

That seems to be the trend these days. Everyone is siding with the government/establishment (the beast).... but I choose the other direction, myself.

Honestly, I don't see why the dark side is so attractive.
Oh: Capitalism, money, greed... It's all a trap.


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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
My mentor is showing me how to draw up hexes, fixes, spells, and curses to ruin the life of my ex-gf.

I'll be performing my first ceremony tonight.

Have any of you ever practices voodoo? How'd it work for you?
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Would it not be better to bless others as you would yourself instead?
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
My mentor is showing me how to draw up hexes, fixes, spells, and curses to ruin the life of my ex-gf.

I'll be performing my first ceremony tonight.

Have any of you ever practices voodoo? How'd it work for you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 735873

Well.... first tink you need to know is VooDoo is not African..who told you that?
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
My mentor is showing me how to draw up hexes, fixes, spells, and curses to ruin the life of my ex-gf.

I'll be performing my first ceremony tonight.

Have any of you ever practices voodoo? How'd it work for you?

Well.... first tink you need to know is VooDoo is not African..who told you that?
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THING
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Re: I'm learning how to place African Voodoo Spells on people.
Never, just be aware what you send out comes back in three's. So, sending good thoughts tends to make a person happier in the long run! Just a word of caution, careful what you ask for!

My Voodoo Houngan taught me that, yes, there is that possibility, however with his techniques he is able to eliminate the backlash of such "karma" with 99% success.

It's a chance I'm willing to take in order to completely squash my ex-gf for what she did to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 735873

IF you want to take a chance like that it's your business. But, couldn't you risk it on a bigger target than an ex-girlfriend? I can think of some politicians who could use a good squashing. At least you might be doing the world some good.

Seriously, though, I agree with the posters that it will come back on you.

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