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This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!

 
st felix
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This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
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During a congressional hearing regarding whether or not to send more Marines to Guam, Georgia Congressman, Hank Johnson, was asking a lot of questions. Mostly on the size of the island, and just HOW big is it again? He then said that he was concerned that sending thousands of troops to Guam would cause the island to tip over.

My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated tha will tip over and capsize." (complete with hand gesture of said island flipping over)

Are you kidding me?

To the credit of Admiral Robert Willard, his only response to the congressman was that they did not anticipate that (Guam tipping over). I would have just asked the congressman if he was serious, all while laughing to keep from crying.

Yup, these are the people running the country
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04/04/2010 08:22 PM
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Yep AND THIS TARD VOTES ON LAWS THAT AFFECT 300 MILLION PEOPLE!
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04/04/2010 08:24 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
Have you ever saw the movie "housebunny" where the playboy girl is dumb and says she thinks her heart will fall out of her head. She gets called stupid. She then explains how she realizes it sounds stupid and she knows your heart isn't in your head.........

Anyway, she's the hero at the end of the movie
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
[link to eclipptv.com]

During a congressional hearing regarding whether or not to send more Marines to Guam, Georgia Congressman, Hank Johnson, was asking a lot of questions. Mostly on the size of the island, and just HOW big is it again? He then said that he was concerned that sending thousands of troops to Guam would cause the island to tip over.

My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated tha will tip over and capsize." (complete with hand gesture of said island flipping over)

Are you kidding me?

To the credit of Admiral Robert Willard, his only response to the congressman was that they did not anticipate that (Guam tipping over). I would have just asked the congressman if he was serious, all while laughing to keep from crying.

Yup, these are the people running the country
 Quoting: st felix

and then later it was reported that the general he was talking to was too "stupid" to understand his sarcasm....

Come on...

"why did you call the police?"
"because you said you were going to eat my brains."
"but I was kidding.."
"yeah, and you were also standing in my living room at 3 in the morning, naked and holding a chain saw".
"yeah, but that's funny, right?"
Can You Dig It?
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04/04/2010 08:33 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
I think he was stoned out of his mind.
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04/04/2010 08:37 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
I heard the tape of that. It was "profoundly" disturbing, that a congressman was that ridiculously uneducated about a very simple thing.

I wonder if he knows how many inches are in a foot. (Hint: "12") or milimeters in an inch (Hint: "25.4")?
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04/04/2010 08:37 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
That's what affirmative action will get ya

Dumb as a bag of hammers
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04/04/2010 08:38 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
Have you ever saw the movie "housebunny" where the playboy girl is dumb and says she thinks her heart will fall out of her head. She gets called stupid. She then explains how she realizes it sounds stupid and she knows your heart isn't in your head.........

Anyway, she's the hero at the end of the movie
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It'll be wonderful if this congressman manages to be the hero at the end of the movie.

I enjoyed Forrest Gump.
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04/04/2010 08:39 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
Be Ironic if Gaum flips and he was right.
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04/04/2010 08:41 PM
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Be Ironic if Gaum flips and he was right.
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and you are stoned out of your mind as well...

lol
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That's what affirmative action will get ya

Dumb as a bag of hammers
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 918771

:5:


It seems his staff or someone is trying to help him recoup by saying he was 'joking'. But I've heard this guy has no sense of humor, so that is doubtful. Besides, he seemed to be drunk or stoned as well as profoundlt stupid.
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04/04/2010 08:43 PM
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04/04/2010 08:46 PM
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Re: This is NOT a joke, Congressman thinks Guam will Flip over!!!
Was that what we just felt?

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