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I would like to propose a new religion

 
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I would like to propose a new religion
I would like to propose a new religion; bases on faith in the all powerful; based on belief that our creator is nothing; based on the belief that our creator created all forms of life and all forms of non life; based on belief that nothing has all power; based on belief that nothing is good unless nothing is evil unless nothing is neither good or evil unless nothing is good or evil; based on the belief that nothing is magic; based on the belief that nothing is supernatural; based on the belief that nothing defeats the mind and we choose to listen to our hearts because we can’t figure nothing out. We will jointly establish this religion because we can all agree on nothing. We jointly establish this religion because nothing is greater than you and nothing has more authority than you.
Herb N Bourbon

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04/05/2010 03:11 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
Yawn.
Mr. Herbert N. Bourbon

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04/05/2010 03:18 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
We don't need any more cults.
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04/05/2010 03:19 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
I would like to propose you shut your face....


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04/05/2010 03:20 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
I would like to propose one as well

each can do as they please as long as they keep it to themselves and hurt noone.
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04/05/2010 03:21 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
Just what the world needs...another religion.
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04/05/2010 03:21 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
The only thing we neeed on this planet is a vulcan style logic revolution.
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04/05/2010 03:23 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
hows the data on cern coming along
still wearing those specs oo
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04/05/2010 03:24 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
I got a most frightful new religion for you...

In order for the universe to be created, the onmiscience had to CHOOSE to "die" from its infinite state to create the schrapnel that is now the entire universe over the entire span of time.

The universe is the result of infinite all, entering absolute non-existence. Much like when matter and anti-matter is put together, the universe as it is, is the result.

So.... this is it. The decaying corpse of infinite suicide, I give you, the universe.

(of course I'm sure this is incorrect)

Last Edited by tkwasny on 04/05/2010 03:28 PM
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Re: I would like to propose a new religion
fuck that...i'm stickin with christianity, it's awesome, I can do whatever the fuck i want--and I mean anything-- steal, fornicate, covet, be slothful, whatever... and then all i have to do is sincerely repent later and accept jesus as my saviour, and POW, all is forgiven... try it out, steal and fornicate with the assurance that all you have to do is accept jesus later... THANK YOU BRILLIANT CHRISTIAN THEOLOGIANS>>> this 'justification by faith' is sweet...

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